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$u$ Posted Oct 3, 1999
Hey! *In whickering, friendly way*
Just arrived? It's good to stalk!
Thought you'd appreciate the link!!!
What's on FP now? Each time I've followed the link, I've landed in a different forum! Let's get musical, musical...
'sus 
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Waxer Posted Oct 3, 1999
Yeah , I read on one of the more well known H2 peoples info pages that you're no-one on H2 until you've got a technical guru and a stalker!!(not on for long tonight .. V tired!!)
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$u$ Posted Oct 3, 1999
Can't afford to be here for long, in more ways than one!
Did they also mention that random, meaningless and extremely confusing conversations, that generally have nothing to do with the thread are ABSOLUTELY compulsory?!?
I'm going to have another attempt at checking my forums, if they appear. Otherwise, I'll just lurk around your home, and follow you everywhere.
Okay?
'sus 
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Waxer Posted Oct 3, 1999
Good job you're a vegetarian, I wouldn't want to come home and find someone had boiled my rabbit!
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$u$ Posted Oct 3, 1999
I may be a vegetarian, but I also enjoy mindless cruelty to animals (actually the Celine Dion thing is just a ruse, so I can wheedle (sp?) out her enemies and track them down and........... ..........ha ha ha ha ha... *hysterical laughter* *collapses in heap on floor*)
'sus 
Gee, it's hot in here...!
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Waxer Posted Oct 3, 1999
Actually my cat is called Rabbit (true!) (D.A.W.!) and its far too fat to fit in a saucepan(or at least it was last Christmas)
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$u$ Posted Oct 3, 1999
Obviously past it's 'eat before' date! Rabbit? Rabbit?? RABBIT???
D.A.W??? Going to take me a while, that one. I know, why don't you get a rabbit and call it 'Cat'?! I promise I won't put it on to stew (unless you leave it at 'home' and go out for a while...)
I've got a dog and it's called Pigeon*
'sus
*This is a blatant lie!!
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