h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well, I would have been away for the weekend, but the car decided to have a major mechanical breakdown, half an hour down the road. Four-and-a-half very cold, long hours later, the recovery man finally brought me home. Some 'priority'.

See what happens when you try to venture out into the real world...?! Think I'll just stay here in future, cocooned in my computer where it's safe and warm.

(BTW the symbols above stand for L.I.P.P.I.N of course!)

"Right that's it, I've warned you time and time again,"..... goes away, returns with large branch , thrashes car to within an inch of it's life!!(Basil Fawlty @ 1973!)

Those were the days...


...eh?

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Cars can sense these things.

Same as computers..they smell the fear!!

Computers smell the beer. (Kinda hard not to with so much of it spilled down their keyboard, doncha think? )

*frantically mopping keyboard*

Whaddya mean? I never drink and type...

*glug glug glug* D'oh!

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Hmm.. Makes ya wonder which is worse, beer or Pepsi/Coke.. erm.. never mind.. with all that sugar? Just what I need is Windblows with a sugar high.