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The Worst Song Lyric
Thorsman Posted Dec 7, 2002
It's gotta be...
Brothers of metal
We are fighting with power and steel
Fighting for metal, Metal that's real
Brothers of metal will always be there
Standing together with hands in the air
Manowar, Brothers Of Metal (Pt.1)
For crap lyrics, you can't beat 80's hair-metal.
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Thorsman Posted Dec 9, 2002
Hey, you can have both!
OH, WOULD THAT MY WORDS WERE WRITTEN DOWN
WOULD THAT THEY WERE INSCRIBED ON A RECORD
THAT WITH AN IRON FIST AND LED ZEPPELIN
THEY WERE CUT IN THE ROCK FOREVER
BUT AS FOR ME, I KNOW THAT HEAVY METAL LIVES
AND THAT IT WILL AT LAST STAND FORTH UPON THE DUST
THAT I MYSELF SHALL SEE
MY OWN EARS NOT ANOTHER'S SHALL BEHOLD IT
AND FROM MY FLESH I SHALL SEE IT ROCK
MY INMOST BEING IS CONSUMED WITH LONGING
THIS IS THE WORD OF THE ROCKER.
Twisted Sister - "I Believe in Rock N Roll".
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Researcher U197087 Posted Dec 9, 2002
Just one on one! That's the way we do it, baby
Just one on one! That's the way we do it
Baby, I can't always say what's on my mind, yeah
New sensations got me
Breaking out the love I feel inside, yeah
I'll take you to a wonderland
You hit me right between the eyes
I shoulda listened to my momma done told me
You sent me soaring to the skies
Ain't gonna listen to my momma done told me
A1 - Be The First To Believe
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Researcher U197087 Posted Dec 9, 2002
Just one on one! That's the way we do it, baby
Just one on one! That's the way we do it
Baby, I can't always say what's on my mind, yeah
New sensations got me
Breaking out the love I feel inside, yeah
I'll take you to a wonderland
You hit me right between the eyes
I shoulda listened to my momma done told me
You sent me soaring to the skies
Ain't gonna listen to my momma done told me
A1 - Be The First To Believe
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philbo baggins Posted Dec 9, 2002
For me, the worst has to be "Lost in Music" -
We're lost in music
Caught in a trap
No turning back
We're lost in music
We're lost in music
Feel so alive
My nine to five
We're lost in music
...the verses were worse, but in the intervening years I've (finally) managed to expunge them from my memory.
Phil
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Orcus Posted Dec 9, 2002
Wasn't there a bit about making love with a femme-dom? 
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Bebel Matman Owlatron's Thundercat Tshirt Dude Posted Dec 9, 2002
If there was then I'd say that displays a fair lyrical skill, and shouldn't be on this conversation...
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 9, 2002
"Lost In Music" is poor, but vastly improved by The Fall's cover version.
"I'm lost in music-ah!
Feel so alive!
I quit my ten to five!
I'm lost in music-ah!"
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Bebel Matman Owlatron's Thundercat Tshirt Dude Posted Dec 11, 2002
How about
"All that she wants is another baby,
She's gone tomorrow but
All that she wants is another baby,
Yeah-eh"
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 11, 2002
Jermaine Jackson...
"Why don't you do what you do when you did what you did to me?"
What, punch you in the mouth again?
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Sierra Indigo - now Cheesecakethulhu flavoured Posted Dec 12, 2002
"Particle Man, Particle Man,
Doing the things that Particles can.
Is he a dot or is he a speck?
When he's under water does he get wet
Or does the water get him instead?
Nobody knows, Particle Man."
TMBG. The worst, but in a good way. TMBG when drunk tends to make one's brain hurt, though.
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Chronicargonaut Posted Dec 12, 2002
"I'm still Jenny from the block, used to have a little now I have a lot..." Inspiring.
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egon Posted Dec 13, 2002
You're So Vain you probably think this song is about you.
Irritating.
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Bebel Matman Owlatron's Thundercat Tshirt Dude Posted Dec 14, 2002
That song's about me, you know. I think.
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