h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well... wasn't that fun, boys n girls. A night to remember (or not depending on how much drink you had) and a night with little to remember. Hmm.. enough of the philosophical bullshit - it's too late in the morning and to be honest, I'd only end up sounding like a bit of an eegit anyway, so I'll get down to brass tacks... actually - sod it - I'm actually going to write my first guide entry, cos, well, why not! It'll look prettier that writing in the journal.

By the way, the reason some of this might be a bit incomprehensible is because it's 3am and I'm in work for another 3 hours doing the Y2K nightshift. I've got an infomercial on in the background with Chuck Norris and Christy Brinkly selling some gym machine that does absolutely everything that every other infomerical gym machine (or indeed an actual gym) - oh, and it folds up easily to store under a bed - well, we've never seen that one before have we folks (i watch too much tv!) The joys of the night shift, eh? Almost makes you wish this bug thing actually did anything... well... almost.

And that gym machine sounds good - hmm.. I think I need some more caffeine and a bit of a walk first...

Is that all you need? I can't say that it sounds like much fun although i am sure you are being amply compensated for it! Much more fun playing childish drinking and dare games. Well did you find any great hiccups?

Push her towards chuck, push her towards chuck!

Me or Christy........