h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Joined a gym today. Don't ask why or I'll get into a tirade about my flabby man breasts... suffice it to say that I thought it was time I did some exercise over here. Anyway - it's on the 68th floor of the building i'm working in at the moment and it's brilliant. (a tad pricey but you only live once).

So I went swimming this evening at altitude. The place is run by one of these highly positive and excited and motivated gym people... but I'll do my best not to try and strangle her (the fact that she's probably way stronger than me would eb one reason!).

There you go - dull entry for today, but they can't all be scintillating pieces of prose (and yes, I know none of the other entries count for that either - maybe one day...)

I give you three weeks, after that God help her. I am being very generous here don't you think. Anyway how far up were you? (yes I know 68th floor but in metres like?) I hate to say this but you are probably hallucinating if it is breasts you are seeing, somehow I doubt they are yours, but any excuse is a good one. I haven't gone swimming in months, I doubt I know how to anymore. I suppose I ought to go but then I would miss Buffy et al (particularily that very cute Angel) and we couldn't have that, could we?

Hmmm.... well, I suppose this won't go down as one of my greatest journal entries ever, but who exactly is Researcher 98755? May be obvious to you (well, you know who you are!) and I know you are as well, I just don't know which you you are.. (and no I have a headache....) cos you didn't fill in your info on your homepage.

But I'm guessing Cli-Cli?

Let me know, so I can tailor any further abuse to suit you!

Nope, guess again. Why would I want tailored abuse?

Why? Well - if you know me, you mst be pretty demented to begin with, so you'd probably enjoy it.

I'm not good at guessing games. Gimme a hint at least?

Why? Well - if you know me, you mst be pretty demented to begin with, so you'd probably enjoy it.

I'm not good at guessing games. Gimme a hint at least?

It is no wonder you are bad at guessing games, you give up awfully easily. So clues, .....hmmm......, well I am female and I am not demented (at least no-one has proved it yet!)........I enjoy tormenting people so I won't give away too much in clues today. You will just have to post another guess before I give you another clue.

Hmm.. another guess, okay. Given your sardonic tones and penchant for cruelty (i.e. making me continue guessing - I give up easily, you should know that by now... UNCLE, UNCLE, UNCLE!!)
Anyway, seeing as I can't do a 50/50, it costs too much to call a friend and asking the audience wouldn't be much help... (and if you never watched Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, that last part would mean *no* sense to you!) I'd have to hazard a guess at Sorcha...
I wait in antici-



-pation of the answer....

Very quick, maybe you are not such a lost cause after all (either that or I am verrry transparent). What gave it away? And who was the other option (someone as nasty as me I ought to know). Anyway why the Uncle thing? What sordid past have you not yet revealed? Keep the diary up it is amusing. I think I ought to change from the prisoner-style nickname so I will go do that now. Good luck with the house

TL

Sorcha