h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hey people, Loki has commanded me to start a campaign to eradicate the horrific environmental threat that is bovines. In a year a cow will produce a higher equivalent of greenhouse gases than a Range Rover.

The campaign slogan will be "Save A Range Rover, Kill A Cow!"

eat more beef

don't be stupid, that'll make everything even worse as farmers will keep more cows to keep up with demand

genetically modify them teach em to eat plastic shopping bags

We're all forgetting the 'Tragedy of the Commons', killing cows will make communism work.

see, there's another benefit right there

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Thing Forever!

*fires catapault*

Thingite!!!

Thingite

and a

*slips catapult into automatic mode*

Thingite spork and flan cannon

*HN surveys the area. Every non-HN and non-Menthol-Penguin surface is covered in and punctuated with s. There is no motion, other than the occasional bit of succumbing to gravity.*

Time to make good our retreat!! Most fun I've had in ages that!

to you guys!

Right you are.

*shoulders catapult*

*Jumps out screaming the realises that every none thingite person is dead*
Awww Nuts!

To me that was posted 42 minutes ago. A sign from the gods that our victory was just!

Verily,
to yonder pub known as The Dog And Trout Inn

indeed i feel dirty in the wrong thread

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Onwards
*runs off*