h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I Ain't Getting On No Plane Sucka

have YOU seen zippy?
you've not used him to make a new tank out of, just using a shed and other general household items, have you????

I turned him into a Fluglebinder

what is a fluglebinder?
i need to know so i can ask the wicked witch of the west to turn him bck to into zippy, as we need him to come home and mow the lawn. it's his turn to do it and i'm not letting him get away with not doing it again!

In that case it's the little piece of plastic on the end of your shoe lace.

When he's done send him over here to make me a fish and jam margareta crunch nougat. FANKS

I don't believe it, as soon as the wicked witch of the west changed him back from a fluglebinder, zippy ran off with your old mate face. Face said that zippy was his long lost love child, and that he was going to take him to the zoo to make up for not being there for him when he was growing up. do you know which zoo face has taken zippy to, because there is no way he will get out of doing that lawn!!!

Yea it's probably that zoo with the animals in down the road.
Hows george he owes 2 and 6 when i bet him to run to mars and he went to uranus instaid. Well thats what you get with a pink hippo.

Has zippy found my fish slicer he borrowed it to descale a monk fish nine million years ago and i haven't seen it since

Now i know why george took out that loan he got into debt with. you must have read in the daily rainbow times about george's suicide. the reason he did it was that blasted loan so it's all your fault. now you'll be going to the hole in the floor where chickens eat men and dogs can cut pigs eyes out.

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo i loved that pink poof he was so young

On another note that bitch owed me money I'm going to rob his grave and sell his liver to the god of jizm.

you can't droolfeck, i've already eaten it with some new potatoes and green vegetables. it wasn't a very nice meal cuz i forgot to make some gravy from the blood i drained out of my left testicle. on another note does face know of georges death, as zippy will shortly turn into a slime cheetah, it is of upmost importance you ride the red balloon to mars and buy the snickers cruncher.

is the snickers cruncher pink?
how's that candy monk on the moon what time is the pope coming for tea and crumpets. i hear he's coming from chapseye

i forgot my

Why would you forget the tea, when the right side of your left side is on the upsy downsy wonkey donkey!