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Dame

Post 1

Simetra

What do I have to do to become a Dame

I,m not a very good sailor, so solo trips round the world is out

I can't ballet dance, in fact I can't anything dance

I'm not a famous actress and anyway the last time I was on the stage was the school pantomine, I didn't even play the Dame, I played Simple Simon(type cast)

So what extremes does one have to do to be made a Dame

Even if I eventually achieved something worthy, there will always be a little thing that gets in the way?


Dame

Post 2

Thursday


You can change your name by deed poll to start with the word 'Dame'...


Dame

Post 3

Simetra

yes, but the Queen would not have used the sword that Q1 used on Drake just for a deed poll change, not quite the same


Dame

Post 4

Thursday


You could nick the sword...


Dame

Post 5

Simetra

Maybe if I married a Prince at least I could become a Duchess


Dame

Post 6

Thursday


Not worth it.


Dame

Post 7

Simetra

tell that to Camilla


Dame

Post 8

Thursday


How do you suggest I do that?


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