h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Where to begin. Well, I'm still dating Suzanne. That's nice, she's easy to get along with, but I have a feeling that she's going to go crazy on me sooner or later. I did find out that she has "been committed" to an institution before. Just wonderful....It just solidifies my theory that I only attract crazy women. I was supposed to go on a trip to the beach last Saturday. Friday, Suzanne and I had a falling out so I went by myself. It was a three hour drive. I guess I should be thankful that I broke down within 2 miles of my hotel. My transmission went out, so I walked the rest of the way. A friend of mine rented an auto transport to come and get me. So my weekend that I had budgeted $150 dollars for, turned out costing me $360 dollars. I got home and thought, "I'll just take it to the shop on Monday and see how much to get it fixed." I walked to the mailbox and discovered a wonderful little nasty gram from the IRS saying that I owed them $3000 for a discrepancy on my return in 1999. So, now I'm riding my bicycle to work, in the middle of summer, in Georgia. I also haven't been paid in 2 weeks, owning your own businness sucks. I'm sure things will get better, maybe I should go buy a lottery ticket.