h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh man! 4 weeks since my last entry. So much, so very much has happened. Even a short synopsis will turn into a novel. Well, Melanie was uhhhhhh interesting. Spent wayyyy to much time talking to her. Text messages, Email, phone you name it we talked on it. She came down to visit, we had a great time, never left the bedroom. But, I was warned. Friends told me she was crazy. I didn't listen. Long story short, I won't be seeing her again. Even had a guy ask a friend of mine "Why would Kane be attracted to Melanie" His reply "He's instantly attracted to crazy women, the next time we tell him to stay away from someone maybe he'll listen."

Almost joined the army. Financially, things got really bad. I was riding around with 9 dollars, half a tank of gas bank account frozen and generally just freaking out. Military seemed like the thing to do. Thank the maker I have good friends. Now on to my next adventure. Shooting local tv show for Cinco de Mayo, saw a woman walk up to Rob and all I could think of was "I have got to meet her" I met her about an hour later at a different celebration. We knew mutual friends. I was completely smitten. We were talking right next to the band so it was hard to hear her. It took about 10 minutes but I realized she has an English accent. How freakin cool! She's from England. I can't get enough of her. I just want to stare into her eyes all day and make ga ga noises.
Feast or famine - No luck on the dating scene for about 9 months, 9 months....man. Friday I was suppose to be set up by a friend of mine but I was so enthralled with Suzanne that I invited her to a wine tasting event and blew the other date off. I got calls from two friends. One called saying that he had a girl that wanted me and I needed to call him ASAP. The other had about the same story. He was hanging out with a girl named Erica and said "Man, you've got to come here right now, it will never get any easier than this" My good looking female accountant called me earlier in the day and wanted me to go out with her also. Absolutely crazy, I blew off 5 women to be with Suzanne. All in one night. Where have the been the last 9 months??? Absolutely insane. So, with my track record, and knowing that I am only attracted to complete freaks and crazies, I really have to wonder. Suzanne seems so cool. We spent about 18 hours together yesterday and It still seemed to short. We only slept for 3 hours, I told her I'll call her when I get off work tonight. I'm so tired, but I'm also driven to see her. Stay tuned, My next journal entry will probably be about how she boils cats or something.