h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

A year later and I'm still dealing with Caprice. Her life is never dull. Maybe that's why I keep in touch with her. The Med Student (referred to before as doctor) Bryan, she has managed to keep dating. Hmmm lets see how I can recap her years events....I think I'll make a list.
1. Fired from job at local abortion center for reportedly having sex on her desk. (Denied of course) lol
2. Decided to take on large loan to open a childcare center. She thought she would be "sitting at home collecting checks" I think were her exact words.
3. Problems getting loan. Solution, sleep with loan officer. Loan officer lies to bank, helps her fill out fraudulent paper work and fictional background.
4. Caprice gets loan.
5. Caprice single handedly destroys daycare business in about 8 months.
6. Caprice takes on two other jobs just to pay bills of childcare center and angry employees.
7. Caprice goes bankrupt, Daycare shuts down due to some kind of fire code and angry employees go to local news station. Something about claims of fraud and not getting paid, no insurance and whole host of other mean and nasty problems.
8. News station follows Caprice around and interviews lots of people. (Station I worked for at one time)
9. Caprice can no longer afford rent and moves in with boyfriend. Who is not too happy about the whole situation and will not help her move.
10. Idiot Kane helps her move. In the rain. Chased by a camera crew from local news station. It rained all day.
11. Kane wonders if current girlfriend will see him on the news helping ex-fiancé move. (Yeah, I lied, told her I was helping a friend move...Seemed like the thing to do at the time.)
12. Luckily the story has not yet been aired.
13. I did get a lot of cool new office furnitre very, very cheap.