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LMScott Started conversation Apr 12, 2005
SSH! THERE IS A MOUSE, ABOUT THE HOUSE.
That reminds me, but don't laugh! well go on then, do.
Screams from our kitchen long ago, top note, a very high C! I think, maybe not quite.
"There a mouse in the house!"
I don't think so, not with that bloody noise."
Yes is still here." "It can not possibly be, it will be miles away by now"
" Yes it is, it's behind the fridge."
"Not a chance."
"Go and look!"
Always right! aren't they?
There it was the poor little sod, all four little feet going like the clappers, no grip at all on the highly polished floor, due to the fact that one highly adrenaline charged female, had dropped one of my best spanners right on the end of it's little tail.
You can ask? but I am not telling!
Oh alright then, I put it in the garden. I believe the local shop had thousands of them later, I don't think they looked a bit like ours though, no kink in their tails at all.
Cheers H.
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