h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

 I woke up this morning (19/8/99), with a hangover, not just any hangover. But the kind of hangover that makes you question the existence of what ever perticular God you happen to be worshipping that week. after a good 10 mins with my head inserted in a rather nice Amitage Shanks toilet, i decided that i was never going to get my dignity back, and to venture down stairs to real life.
Upon hitting real life, various vital organs told other various vital organs that is was time to head back to the already soiled piece of pottery we laughingly call a toilet. thankfully this was the last time a saw the afore mentioned toilet for a good few hours.
After holding down a luke warm bowl of last nights Chicken-Noodle soup, and at least 3 cups of tea.I noiced my faithfull friend Bob the computer buzzing quitely to himself in the corner, i decided it was time for him to perform a few tasks all of which he was more then happy to do!, and so i sit here typing this noncence.

Sounds like you will fit into h2g2 just grand Eulogy
You will have to keep your computer up to speed to keep up with all the drinking sessions that go on in here
shazz