h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

just started to choke on scooby snack,
lucky for me passing acrobat saved life
forever gratefull to the high wire,
dead head stickers,

Oh GGB, scooby snacks, whatever will the Government have to say about that? I will, of course, be writing to my MP to complain that you have passing acrobats and I only have passers by, usually on the other side of the road.

Yours off to earn a crust.

MP

hope crust you earn is worthy of mummypenguins,
im just off back to bear slumber lazy bear,
have you seen disneys brother bear,
shapeshifters, you just never know,
have nice day ,

Hi GGB
Crusts are never worthy of any creature but they do fill a corner. Have a bad case of the glooms today - over full Inbox, endless meetings about nothing and no sense of a day well spent. However, am fleeing the country tomorrow for the day so need to get into and may care mode! Catch you later in the week.
MP

have good fleaing
and mode your devil well,
speak looter ,,