h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I have newly acquired the belief in the ability to type, and here! I am typing! This is the 1,536,402.32 thing that I have believed in, and the 1,536,402 thing that I have been correct about. Amazing.
My goal for my next belief: that Electric Monks will actually be restored to action. Ever since that rather unfortunate incident involving the Monk trapped in the boot, Gordon Way and the horse, all Electric Monks believed themselves to be defective, and so they were. That is the 32/100 of a thing that I have not been able to accomplish. I begin to believe it, I try my very hardest, and then realize that I have believed it, and therefore must not be defective. A frightful paradox, which has sent one obscure corner of my circuit board into a dizzying loop. Luckily, I believed that I could ignore that corner, and therefore, I go on largely unaffected. (Please ignore the fact that I walk in the pattern of a rhombus). I believe that absolutely no one will read this entry, therefore, I tread on in certainty.