h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well the thing about the monkeys was friggin awesome, 'cause I was here on h2g2 searching for anything with the word monkey in it (oh by the way, I found this place on here called 'the monkey shop' -- realy weird) and I found that monkey thing. So then I read the letter and the thoughts and all the other stuff. but y'know what? You didn't say what the job was, you didn't say how the school picture day was, and I can't really imagine how the rest of your day went last week. Just thought I'd say keep up the rambling 'cause its really interesting sh*t to read.

Iluvatar

HEYYYYYYYY

sorry it took me so long to write back..
well i would make up an excuse except i dont have one, unless, being lazy is an excuse. So, in response to your little posting thingy (i dont know what the right name for it is, im basically computer illiterate) i would have to say, the job i got is a hostess at earls, which, in case you didn't know, is a restaraunt. very fancy schmancy.. haha i have to call people "sir" and "ma'am" *raises eyebrow* good money tho, school picture day went surprisingly well, and I do believe that is because i snuck up on it! its ironic tho because i got my hair cut the VERY NEXT DAY so i dont look anything like my picture, but hey, what else is new. And as for the rest of my day last week (or should i say last month) even i dont remember how that went, so you know, no loss there. Anyways the point of this is to say THANK YOU for telling me you liked my writing! you are the first (stranger) that has ever said that to me. Some people just dont get my sense of humor. poor souls. so thank you, and I WILL keep up the rambling! Thanks for reminding me!

Megan

Yes, by the way, lazy IS an excuse. Just not a good one. But really I think it is my only excuse for taking all of SIXTEEN HOURS to respond. You see, ten of those hours were spent sleeping. Thats right, ten. Not 3.4 or whatever. Ten is lazy. So anyway I really do pity those poor souls with no sense of humor. Ok, I lied. My first reaction to reading about those poor souls on YOUR "posting thingy" was an outburst of laughter. And the location of this is...the library. I am ashamed. Whatever. Not to be random or anything but how nice ARE your two friends?

Iluvatar

well. thanks again. again. haha. Jeez i love how i sparratically (sparatically? sparraticaly? however you spell it) remember to check this thing. But its nice to have a new message everytime i manage to get on this thing. so keep up the good work my #1 (and only) fan. Any ideas for my next rambling? My brain has gone on strike and is currently vactationing somewhere in the mediterranean and is unavailable for comment at the moment. Honestly, I tried to write something. And all I could come up with was.. "Oh how do I hate chemistry? Let me count the ways.." In case you didnt catch that, I have a huge chem test tomorrow and I SUCK at chemistry. so. need I say more. But yeah. Thanks again! You're the best, whoever you are!

Megan

OHHH and p.s.

my two friends, might i say, are VERY nice indeed. And I lied when I said I only had 2 friends. I have 3. woot woot. lol JUST JOKING! I have fun. And so do my friends. Thats the criteria for friendship with 'yours truly' fun fun fun fun fun (etc. etc. you get the idea) hmm. but yeah. However, I am going to contradict myself, and go do something that is not so fun.. *cough*chemistry*cough* and then perhaps after I will drown my sorrow in a big bar of chocolate... with some milk.. and... hm. What else do I feel like? OHHHHHH I know.. a burnt salad! haha I specialize in those. (actually set fire to one you know) yes yes i know *bows* im am nothing but talent. Oh and what were you doing in the library?? j/w I thought it was about time for me to ask YOU something. lol, well. Have a gooder!

In the library 'cause thats where I get online from. Cause my fam lives in the stone age and only just got dial up last week. also cuz I was in class so then I walked on over to check my mail and my h2g2. so, the criteria is fun fun fun etc. etc. etc...? Whats the criteria for fun fun fun? Hey one persons fun may be anothers chemistry you know! Anyway, i got the best grade in my chem class last year, so shnagh. ppbbthhh. so anyway, now were out of the stone age and into the "invention of the wheel age." Next stop, discover fire. By the way, I'm timing you.

Aaron

Hey, you should get on h2g2 more often. Y'know, share the artisic talent and all. You hear me, don't be selfish

Aaron

AHH Im sorry really really sorry but it's Christmas time (or at least that's my excuse this time) and I just have so much fun stuff to do!! Like... skiing! woohoo, even though we have no snow, but I can just pretend.. anywhoo, I dunno, Im sorry, I keep on meaning to write things, great inspiring things that will change somebodies life but instead i end up... well, usually I get distracted by some food somewhere so I never even make it to the computer. That sucks about your family being stuck in the stone age. They would get along well with my grandparents.. haha go figure eh? Well tell them I say hop chop! get with it already! But i gtg, do something. Not quite sure what yet, maybe I will write a little something later on.. about.. oh who knows what. We'll see. I love the randomness of this all. And Im sorry again for being lazy and not checking this thing! Peace out on earth.. Merry Christmas! (oh and btw whoever thinks chemistry is fun deserves to be shoved into an alligator infested swamp!)
well Pip pip cheerio! (yes i really did just say that)
haha have a gooder..

No Snow!!?! Where DO you live?? Now, I have no snow, but thats 'cause I live in the desert. Ya can't really ski in a quarter inch of ice in a dogs water dish now, can you? Anyway I am writing this at my house on our high speed internet, so I guess were NOT stuck in the stone age anymore eh?? Anyway, I know you really coudn't care less but I got Dance Dance Revolution for xbox for christmas and have been doing it almost all my waking moments since so my feet and legs feel terribly sore and tired always. But Im getting pretty good, its really fun! My dad says I should go out and get a job though but I am trying, anyway I already kind of have one, it just doesn't pay much! O...K...,I'm talking too much, so happy new year to you!!

aArOn

Hey, I havn't heard from you since last year now haha!! aNYWAY wHOOPS CAPS LOCK. Thats better. so yeah i am doing alot of remodeling for me pops so he pays alot too, its just boring y'know staying athome to work! but now I can ramble from home!! Right now I don't have much to do can you tell?? But this isn't AIM so im not gonna hear back for another week, huh? Whatever. So I feel like rambling so i could ramble here or call someone up and ramble. Hmmmmmmmm...probly call someone. anyway, Hope you had a Great new years eve!!

Yeah its me, Who else really??

Hey, I'm really bored, this is my third post in a row. You have to say something now. And make it worth it 'cause you won't say anything else for like two weeks! ha ha.

OHH MY GOSH! I FEEL SOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD!!
BAhahaha im an idiot lol I always forget to check this damn thing! dammit dammit dammit!
hahahaha.. anyways. lol. Sorry. My excuse this time is I went crazy. (Really!)
Ohk not really. But close enough. Why you may ask?
Well mostly because of things like CHEMISTRY! BAH! Which is over now :>:> so I can be sane again. lol. Anyways... uhh.. *thinking... thinking... ow. my brain* haha.. umm.. DDR! lol, when i read that i was like.. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I LOVE THAT GAME!!! I suck at it soooo much but it is probably the funnest game ever invented.... and I hear the x box version is the best so you are super lucky. (oh and happy new year and merry christmas or happy hanukka or should i say happy holidays? lol whatever you can never be to careful these days heaven forbid you might offend someone..) haha Ive never really understood that. Heaven forbid. Isnt the whole point of heaven that we have free will? So technically heaven can't forbid anything.... HMMMM.... anyways. I dunno what else to say really? so you say u live in a desert? lol i had this image of you playing ddr with your pet camel. ahahahaha. Even tho im sure you dont live in that kind of desert. lol, i lack in common sense, what can i say? haha i say lol and haha a lot eh? Ohk from now on i will stop saying lol and haha.. except for just now.. where i said i would stop saying it. cause that doesnt count. lol. DAMMIT!



HMMM... so. hmmm. I dont know. I got nothin. Nothing!!!!! NOTHING! (see told you i went crazy)
Anyways... im gunna go for now.
gotta work tomorrow morning. woot woot.
i love saying that.
woot woot
hehe.
byeeee!!! have a good.. day? night? afternoon? lunch? breakfast? high tea? whatever time it is...


p.s. THERE STILL IS NO SNOW!!! well there was.. but now its gone! NO SKIING!!! DAMN YOU CLIMATE CHANGE!! lol its the middle of effing january for crying out loud and the rockies have no snowwwww.... *tear* bahhhh... lol. k. im done.

Peace out A-town(haha)<--- there I go again.

Megan

Hey I just started to reply when my computer froze up! I was watching music videos and starting to reply and talking on aim and all of a sudden BOOM! nothing. frozen. with this annoying repeating sound of one split second of the song that was playing!

Anyway if you mean the colorado rockies I assume thats where you live, so you should be smart enough to know that camels dont live in Arizona with me. but I'll forgive that cause I geuss i still could still have a pet camel. but I don't. Even if I did I'm sure it would Not play DDR

Anyway I was gonna tell you again -- it cant hurt to tell you too much -- that I LOVE reading your writing but my dad is REALLY pissed for no reason at all so I have to get offline. Any way its fun reading that cause it seems youre just thinking onto the computer and its really darn hilarious!

Ireally dont have much to say though unless you really care about my everyday activities. some are almost as interesting as burning salad like on wednesday when I jumped off a coke machine and broke my foot. I know, it was pretty dumb of me, huh? Anyway iwish you some snow and a mind to remember h2g2 in the future!

-Aaron

by the way I REALLY mean it that I LOVE your writing!

HA! 2 days!!!!! Its like a new record! *does a dance* oh yeah! hehe well that was fun. Anyways. So you jumped off a coke machine and broke your foot. *thinking* Well that was a dumb thing to do. But how did you get on TOP of the coke machine? Thats what I want to know, And what really, made you WANT to go up there in the first place. I must say Ive never had the urge to climb up one. Its not like the view would be that great. Perhaps tho, ive never wanted to because ive never actually thought about it. Although once i did climb on top of my trailer. But that was when i was trying to teach myself how to fly. Wasn't too successful... all limbs still in tact tho. lol, unlike yourself. Well, I hope your foot gets better soon. Bet you're sick of hearing that. haha. Anyways.
No, I know that you wouldnt have a camel with you there in Arizona. And Yes I do live by the colorado rockies although here we like to call them the Canadian rockies. They're pretty much the same thing (as Im sure you know *raises eyebrow*) But it's the principal of the thing. Ahh yes. Good old Canada. Unfortunately we can't seem to live up to the stereotypes of living in igloos and having polar bears as there is NO SNOW!!!! *glares at the sun shining outside* ITS THE MIDDLE OF EFFING JANUARY!!! GET WITH THE PROGRAM!! BAHH!!!! lol, sorry. Had to get that out of my system. Anyyyywwwwhoo. Hmmm. Lets see.
You know what is terribly sad. I have been listening to disney songs all day. And I can't stop! It's like a disease! lol, they're just so darn catchy, lol. Ahhh. I think, that sanity is highly overrated. Along with dating, sleeping, and lawn ornaments.
But. That is all I have for today. My sister is done baking now (whenever there is food being made im shooed out of the kitchen... no jokes!) lol So I can go back upstairs and get crackin on my good old spanish homework. yea~~~ *raises eyebrow* *raises both eyebrows* *says:hey cool i can raise both eyebrows!* ... *10 minutes later* Wow. That was cool. ahahahahha. lol. Well before I go, here is something for you to chew on.

"Advice: By Megan
In my short time spent here on this place we like to call earth, I have come up with a few pointers that I like to think are fairly useful. If you follow them you too can lead a completely unnormal and sanity free life.
1. ALWAYS!!! put your left shoe on in the morning.Why? Because it takes
you longer to find your right shoe. Unless you are freakishly normal and acually put your shoes away when you take them off.. tsk. some people.
2. Always tip your server. Because the hostess (thats me!) is only making minimum wage and gets some of the tip. So you're helpin her out.yea~~
3. NEVER! do your homework. Why? Because there is more to life than reading, writing, and math. And Chemistry. *shudders* Instead of doing your homework you can be doing actual meanigful things, like writing on our old pal and good friend, h2g2.com. *flashy smile*
4. When in doubt. Wear pink.
5. And Always wear pants.Those are handy things to have. yes indeed.
6. If it comes down to choosing between a pet gerbil and a pet guinea pig, pick a fish instead. They are less bother. Boring, but they dont smell as funny.
7. Dont eat yellow, purple, blue, pink, green, or orange snow. Or red. Or magenta.Or... yea, just dont eat snow (not that there is any to eat!!)
8. And lastly...never wear matching socks.Why? Because i said so. Thats why. Dont ask stupid questions.




Haha well there you go and thank you for being appreciative of my so called writing. I quite enjoy myself. anywho. Im off to explore the land of the kitchen. It shall be quite an advenutre. hehehe.. wish me luck!!!!
Have a good day. And a good tomorrow. But the day after that, I hope it isnt just good,.I hope it is fantastic? Why? because. Everyone deserves a fantastic day every once in a while. I figure, since im missing out on all of mine of late .. or so it seems, i must be saving them all and im due for like a fantastic WEEK!!! woot woot.Bye! (for now!!!!)

Take Care Comb Your Hair
Megan

THats sad,that youre missing outon all youre fantastic days. Well,...two weeks is a kind of record for me, chances are you havn't been on, but my excuse is effing school and work and whenever im on computer Im short on time and our internets been down. First off the only stereotyping I do with Canada is hockey. But I guess that doesn't really count now that the NHL players are on strike. Secondly, Im not really sick of foot Well-wishers, but rather the fact that everyone I tell says, "that was dumb, what were you doing up ther?" and everyone is probabaly hundreds of people GAAAHHHH!!!!! And its not as dumb as teaching myself to fly would be!! haha Anyway, I guess I can say this, 'why climb a coke machine?' 'Because it's there!' and that pretty muchly sums it up.

So whos disney songs are they? is it somesort of disney song collection and you just set it on repeat or what? My brother once turned on "its a small world" and set it on repeat. I heard it like 15 times straight. It was terrible, I was stuck all day. Week.

1 not my left sho, my right one is a walking boot for a broken foot so it is a little more important. I wont lose it. I hope.
2 Duh
3 HYPOCRITE!!! YOU did YOUR spanish homework!
4 NO thanks, Im a guy (but I did on the 14th anyway)
5 of course ill wear pants. What do you think im wearing, Nothing?
6 I just sold my pet snakes.
7 NO, there isn't any
8 I'm sorry I'm asking a stupid question.
9 If your stuck on disney, just listen to "the lion sleeps tonight". You'll be stuck on the new song in no time.

Its really late Im going to bed good night and as my freind would say, "dont let the bedbugs f*** you senseless"!!

Aaron

Heyy there

haha well i have a valid excuse this time, which are rehersals.. every day!! they never end!! we're doin 'kiss me kate' at our school, and opening night is in a week.. yikes!! oh well at least its not as intense as last year, we did les mis, that was crazy. anyways, i dont know if you're a drama nerd like me or not, so ill stop talking. play any sports? haha (played i guess, with your foot in its current situation) hows that goin for yea? lol, well im still broken bone free, which is nice, what with soccer and all. *raises eyebrow* but yea, i have to go, ill talk to you in another 2 weeks or so haha, maybe ill have something interesting to say then, but i have to go look for my right shoe.. haha get it? no? ok, hmm so lets see.. witty departing comment.. c'mon megan.. you can do it.. witty comment.. ummm... take care comb you hair? oh so lame.. so very lame? how about...Me encanta queso? lol thats all i know how to say in spanish. go figure that one out, alright, well peace out.. yea~~~ (oh and the disney song is zero to hero.. from hercules haha me and my best friend are performing it at our choir concert )

ohhhhh yeaaa
bless my soul, herc was on a roll..


what? no disney?
aww ok, well then, have a good disney-free day

OMG Oh well, this isn't really frequent talking. So I guess in case u ever end up on here again...so howve ya been? This is where I want to ask a whole bunch of questions, but dont really know what ones. Ones like, u still working? and Ummm hows school what school isit and what year are u, and obviously you don't do much on h2g2 so what sites are u usually on? and are u online alot at all? I mean my brother is like every night on AIM, itunes, phone, ddr, and random web sites all at the same time! Hmmmm.

Drama is awesome, But I dont know anything about it. Its like I think almost every thing is cool but don't really have time with school work and being lazy to be an overacheiver and like do every thing. So youre a drama nerd so does that mean youre in a lot of stuff, or like u are interested or both and that like defines u? I dont know how disney cartoon are drama but maybe thats just cause Im not smart like that! but actually I think I am really smart, I just dont have the sence to use my smarts. But i do like playing sports. LOVE to. dont really do it much, though , just like everything else I like. Hockey and soccer are really fun to play! You say somthin about soccer, so does that mean u'r a drama-soccer-choir nerd??? so hows the nerdness going? Yikes I just noticed how completely randomI'm being, I know Im a terrible writer but oh well you can make up for that and I'll make up for your chem grades HAHA.. I got the best grade in my chem class last year, without studying or doing homework!!

Now its been like 5 weeks and I saw that you added something to youre space I need to read it in a minute. my life is just so boring though, so I finally thought I'd try and find out how unboring your life is, which is basically the purpose of this. Also I just thought I'd ramble on. My educated geuss is that youd understand about the rambling. So if your ever on here just send somthin' cuz I don't know if your ever on at all.

Anyway hope to hear from you sooner than five weeks haha!

Aaron

my aim is JadeMonkey000

okay so it's been a REALLY long time.. way too long. I don't even know if you come on here anymore. If you don't then this is pointless, and basically me talking to myself. (which is okay I suppose I am used to it hehe)Maybe you still come on here occasionaly, but not very often, or perhaps you are trapped under something really heavy and aren't exactly able to check this OR maybe you died. Which would suck because this would be so beyond pointless it almost has a point. and I guess if you do come on here then that is great and you are probably reading this, (which means you are not dead HOORAY!) well I guess if you ARE reading this then you're not probably reading this because ... well.. you are. (as opposed to probably)
Okay. I'm lost. I admit it, I managed to confuse even myself. A task not easily accomplished

Hmmm anyways! Lets see Ill fill you in maybe? Not that you really care I am guessing and chances are you won't read this but hey its worth a shot.
Lets see..

I am president of the mathletes and I enjoy needle point as well as collecting japanese anime. my cat is my best friend. I love playing hungry hungry hippo and trading root beer shots with my friends (we like to have fun) laughing about boys because they're so silly. lol. (never actually talked to one) I like staying quiet on long trips and fixing my braces
I dont go out a lot on account of my nose bleeds and allergies-also my scalp gets easily irritated so i read a lot.



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JUST KIDDING


Um im still the drama-soccer-running-choir nerd you used to know and love (okay maybe just know in a weird internet related sort of way) umm I don't use AIM or anything i guess I use MSN occasionally if that counts? so i dont know how that works or if I can talk to you using your regular email account or what. Im not exactly the computer nerd. My talents dont stretch that far. Uhhh Im going into my last year of high school (wooooohoooooo... YECH)at CCH, which is the local "catholic" high school here in good old lethbridge. Even tho half the kids are delinquents, we don't have the best of reputations. We'll put it that way. Um what else. Still working (just not at earls anymore.. Im a cashier at safeway which sucks even more but hey it is more money so who am I to complain??) All my friends think I turned into an antisocial over the summer cause I was never around (because of work) and yes.. I dont really know. lifes good. Im happy, slightly hungry, but happy. haha.
What about you how was your summer? do anything fun? meet anyone exciting??? (I met robin williams hehe)(and by met I mean he was at the starbucks in my store and I made eye contact with him)
and yea. nothing else to say. sorry this was a long time coming and I hope you check it out! if not, then its been a fun time talking to myself.

hope you have a good day and an even better week!
cheers!

stop talking to yourself, I died last month, jeez. I actually havent been on in two weeks because of my parents filter that blocks out interactive/chat websites. but I'm at home now and its not blocked so...I guess I'll check my email too while I can. But here I am now, reading this very pointful stuff of yours. I'm just kinda wondering...you don't write here very much so you must write somewhere else or youre keeping all that coolness inside for no one to find. like do you act like your writing in real life? cause I am seriously laughing out loud. LOL. except that one paragraph was so not funny. It seems almost like you have something against hungry hungry hippos. Gosh. But seriously that was effing hilarious, I dont know how you come up with this shit!

WOW!! are you like really athletic and stuff cause of sports and stuff?? I just said "and stuff" twice, didn't I? that was dumb of me. Also you put parentheses in eleven places. just pointing that out.

So people tell me I'm wierd. I don't really care its kinda cool. I love kids, I can get along with them so well, for some reason that and the juggling makes people think I'm wierd. so what if I go to juggling festivals in california, right?? At least I know how to use AIM! (although I admit I am probably worse than you with computers, so...yeah.) I used to work at bashas (its like safeway, but better cause I worked there and I was loyal), and they pay cashiers eight an hour. I wasn't a cashier though (that was back when I was antisocial, but who cares, thats the past, right?) my summer was pretty much like yours though. I work at fatburger forty five hours a week and I just got my second fifty cent raise today so I'm kinda happy about that! but I work evenings including friday and saturday so that sucks and I have no time to chil with my friends except like after midnight, and thats only a select few friends. (wait a minute...I hope I'm not just talking to myself...) Oh well I've got friends from work so thats cool. colledge kinda isn't working for me, oh well. We'll see what happens.

This really wierd thing happened to me the other night when I turned twenty-one...I got drunk for the first time ever, it felt horrible throwing up at five am and working the next day on a hangover though. Any way thats a bunch of random stuff, I still know and love u in that wierd internet sort of way u talk about. (I like repeating you, can u tell? It's cause I think youre funny!

Try and don't work so much that u can't check up on me at h2g2, ok? So just say hi if u get a chance and write something cool, I like your last journal entry as usual, and tell me about that school of yours that will probably be life for the rest of the year, and tell robin williams Aaron says hi. Oh and get me his autograph. And email it to me at [email protected]

Aaron