h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hokay.
So.
What to say. ha, that was a good start to a brilliant and witty entry. Yes, yes, i would have to say I have done it again. *raises eyebrow*. Well, why dont I fill you in on the major happenings in the past... 5 weeks!! SAY WHAT!!!!! wow i am even lazier than i thought. ok, so, in a nutshell.. (in a nutshell.. ahhahahaha, im a riot) I... I... I...oh damn this short term memory of mine! lol, i dont know how some people do it. I mean, i was talking to my uncle, and he was spouting off some thing he learned in grade 11, which was like 100 years ago, and here i can barely remember what i did yesterday! ohk, i lie. I remember what I did yesterday. But, 5 weeks ago? not a chance. So lets play a little game. Its called "Lets imagine what megan did 5 weeks ago"
I like this game. Its my favorite. Actually, i wouldnt know because I just invented it. But I think, that after I have played it, it will be my favorite.
so.. lets see.
Ill go first!

5 weeks ago I...
woke up and decided that i didnt like not being able to fly. so i tought myself how too. Now, if you have ever read the hitchikers guide to the galaxy, which i hope you would have if you are on this site, you will know that flying is really a simple business. Aim for the ground and miss right? right. well, apparently, its not that simple. You see, i have the bruises to prove it. So there i was, teaching myself how to fly, and failing spectacularily might I add, when all of a sudden I decided I wanted to learn how to play the ukele, so I jumped in my car, a PINK car (I can dream right) and zoomed off to my local ukele store. But, seeing as I get lost finding my kitchen in the morning, I instead ended up at the local tattoo artist. so I got a tattoo, a big one that says, *___________________* you get to fill in the blank. Anyways, after my tattoo incident (not a true story by the way) I suddenly discovered I had super powers, so off I flew to protect the world from the forces of evil. So basically, I was off to conquer all things that look like old ladies in purple spandex that drink tequila, have 15 cats and that smell like mothballs. As well as George Bush... on second thought. BRING ON THE OLD LADIES!
.. Hm... soo.. after a tiring afternoon of saving the world I... I went out for supper! Yes! thats a good one. And, chances are, 5 weeks ago I did go out for supper. So, point for me! Umm.. now lets see, wherrrre did I go out for supper. How about... A restaurant, that.. is in a converted water tower... that is painted brown... in the industrial section of lethbridge..
Now, sadly enough, such a restaurant exists. I kid you not. Sad, but true.
Well ladies and gentlemen, this concludes the game portion of our evening. In fact, this conlcudes the whole portion of our evening, seeing as my doctor a.k.a. doctor mom (who really IS a doctor go figure) is telling me I need more sleep. And seeing as on average.. well when you actually average it out, like do the math...I get about 3.4 hours of sleep each night. Including weekends and holidays. And no, I did not do the math for fun. I did it because I was extremely bored in chemistry class. Which, F.Y.I., SUCKS! So, seeing as I have all the statistics and my mom against me, as well as when I wake up (and I use the term "wake up" loosely here) I feel like I have been run over by a whole procession of travelling circus trucks, I think that it is time I went to bed.
I bid you adieu, beunos noches! Bon soir! Good night!