h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

well its been a while since the last time I wrote. But seeing as no one reads any of my ramblings anyways thats ok. Hmmm.. so when I think about it Im basically talking to myself... ahahahaha. Oh the irony. Well then. Lets see. What to tell myself. This is pointless really because everything I have to say I already know. If that made sense. No it didnt. Oh well. Well I guess I could talk about the last few weeks and whats happened. But I dont want to because
a) I already know what happened I was there and I have already pointed out that the only person reading this is going to be, so its a waste of time and
b) quite frankly I just don't want to.. it is all to complicated and messed up for me and I will just complain the whole time. And nobody likes a complainer. Unless, you are the type of person who likes a complainer. And if thats the case, well.. I dont know. I just dont.

Anyways... what can I talk about then? Hmm ill tell you.. aka myself about my day today. Because it was reasonably uncomplicated, and it makes me laugh. Ok, so imagine this. You are lying in bed, nice and warm, all comfortable, not a care in the world. You can smell breakfast being made downstairs, all is quiet. You're smiling to yourself and are drifting contentedly back off to sleep with pleasant aromas wafting around you in your cocoon of warmth when *WABAM* your 17 year old cousin, your 14 year old cousin, and your 11 year old brother all decide to jump on you simultaneously, drag you kicking and screaming out of bed, then steal your blanket and turn on your light. Honestly, I hate that, pet peeve, when someone wakes you up in the morning and then leaves your light on. It then means that you ACTUALLY have to get out of bed and it makes procrastinating that much harder. Anyways. There I was, being dragged out of bed. It was ok actually because they woke me up for a good cause. The good cause of course being food. Mmmm.. brunch. I love it So after brunch I helped my mom out around the house a bit, then I went and picked up my friend and we went and took my car to one of those automatic hands free sit in your car and get a free show car washes. ahh I love those things. They always provide me with a solid 4.3 minutes of amusement. lol. So that was fun, even tho I got soaked when I got out of my car to enter the code and the car in front of us's wash was splashing all over me. If that makes sense. lol, ok, so I dont have a way with words. Leave me alone. After that we headed over to thrift village to look for halloween costumes... *ominous hum in the background begins now* AHHHHHHHH! I am NEVER setting foot in that store again! lol, it was sooooooo funny! yet, highly embarassing.. but thats ok. So, for halloween a bunch of us are dressing up in 80's garb, big dress, big earings, big hair, you name it. So we went to look for a dress for me today. Well, 2 of them didnt fit over my very large soccer bum, one was green and made out of velvet, the most disgusting thing Ive ever tried on, and 1 didnt make it past.. well.. we'll just say I couldnt bend over. Anyways. They made me parade around in each of these outfits as I tried them on. I think I scared a few children today. *pats myself on the back* good job. so yes. and then.. hmm I forget what we did next. OH RIGHT! I tried to teach my friend how to drive my car, which is a standard.BIG mistake. my poor baby. It took a beating today. But to be fair its not really her fault. I forgot to take the EB off so ya. Im dumb ahaha. Anyways. I am getting bored of this so I will let you imagine how the rest of my day went and I am going to go find something to eat. adios