h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh my goodness today was the worst day EVER!!! Ive gotten to the point though where I dont even really care anymore so all I can say to the world right now is pleasssse just leave me alone! I swear it was out to get me today.. just one of those days ya know? so.. today I drive to school (as always) and things are goin fine, runnin a little late but hey, this is normal. I come out to my car at break only to find this huge scratch/dent on the side door (probably my fault) but still, my car is my baby!! and then of course there was the actual school part -boring as hell. After school me and my friends were heading to the mall to play DDR (best game EVER! - except I suck at it lol) and of course the one time Im in any kind of rush after school I get a speeding ticket. Honestly. A speeding ticket.. That could have been worse tho because it was supposed to be for $161 but the dude was nice and let me off for $64.. but still! And then he said to me "I hope your day gets better.." HA! downhill from there I swear! I mean, after I came out of the courthouse where I paid my ticket I see a parking maid person writing me ANOTHER ticket for a "parking violation" because my meter had expired.. so I begged and pleaded for them not to give it to me, which they didnt.. so I guess that was ok, but still, what if I hadnt come out in time? anyways, THEN i come home, eat something and head out to meet my friend at the football game right? Only then my car alarm conviently decided to go off. And I couldnt shut it off for the life of me. Seriously, it was embarassing. So I go to the game, which was ok, I had fun but still on the way home from my friends house I almost got hit by some crazy drunk driver which was so not cool at all I had to pull over and collect myself and THEN I decided to make myself a milkshake and take it in the car to my other friends house, but then as I was driving away it spilt all over the inside of my car (which by the way is making funny noises...) so now the interior of my car is nice and sticky. Then after I cleaned up my mess at my friends house we leave to go to another friends house and get lost on the way there. That was an adventure and a half. *raises eyebrow* especially with my sense of direction. Anyways nothing much happened until I finally got to go home and of course I spilled the remains of my milkshake all over my car again and all over my favorite hat too. then I forgot my keys in my car so I had to go get them only to trip as I was going down the driveway and land on my butt. (I swear Im not making any of this up) Eventually I made it into to the house and came downstairs to get my homework only to realize that I had left it at school. Poor poor me. So now I am thinking of giving up and going to bed, which probably is a good idea considering it is midnight and I have to work at 8 tomorrow. Well.. I guess tomorrow can only get better right? haha well I hope you had a better day than me. But im still smiling, so life is good. Sort of. well.. out to get me actually, but whatever. Im outta here.