h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Tomorrow are school pictures...dun dun dun. Ah yes. The classic battle between young students and the dreaded yearbook photo which is most likely the only photo on the face of the earth that looks nothing like you at all, yet ironically enough, it is you! HmmMMmmMM... so here's my plan. I am going to sneak up on school picture day. You see, most teenagers (okay you caught me.. teenage girls) Spend hours and hours in front of the mirror perfecting their make-up and hair, just for this one photo which will appear in a miniscule square in the yearbook. But, picture day almost always finds these poor unfortunate souls and pounces on them like a cat on a ball full of cat nip... So of course this results in a huge pimple appearing on the tip of their nose, or they sneeze, or they have something stuck in their teeth, or (this one happens to me every year I swear) someone waiting to have their picture taken makes them laugh so when you get the pictures you can use them as proof that you do have tonsils... So, this year things are going to change. As stated before, I am going to sneak up on picture day. My plan is, to NOT spend hours in front of the mirror, in fact my plan for tomorrow is to have a shower then .. well go to school. nothin else (ok, I might put on some mascara, but I look freaky without it trust me) This is in hopes that picture day WONT find me because it wont know where to look (which would be in front of a mirror) and then even though I have done nothing to prepare myself for the picture I will look absolutely stunning because picture day will have failed in making sure that something unfortunate (like snorting while the picture is being taken) has happened, and the resulting picture will be one that actually resembles... ME!! Wish me luck!!