h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Shrek before making his film he applied for a part as a Telly Tubby and got the job. Unfortunately he didn't like Tubby Toast and broke Noonoo on the first day so they sacked him. Then he moved to America and got the lead roll in his film after sleeping with Buzz Lightyear.

whats in the ?

Good stuff isn't it? Don't ask where it come from

*sniffs the * where did it come from? or rather whats it made of?

ROAR ROARRRRRRRRRR I told you not to ask AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GERRRRRRRRRRRRR well if you must know from somewhere in my head when I went to mars for a bar. Then ran to the moon for some cats thats a long run you know

yer (i could look up the distence if you want) why were the cats on the moon, could they breath?

They keep a supply of air in there fur. When they are licking there fur most people think they are cleaning themselves but they are learning to breath for when they go to space

*looks releved* well thats alright then, just worried incace they were in danger. *eats *

Don't worry they are professionals

*nods* its always good to have fully trained cretures doing their jobs

Tell me about it I don't know what I'd do if cats couldn't breath in space

and where would we be if houses couldnt either do sums or talk?

Don't be silly houses can't do sums. They lack the fingers to count on

they count it out with sounds using their hoves on the floor, like tapping a finger on the desk ( that should have been )

WOW how do you teach your house to count?

i dont know, i'll have to try to teach middy,

Is your house called Middy mine is called Bob

cool. middys not mine, he belongs to my step gran but lives in our paduc to save on renting a feild.
what breed is yours?

Cottage a rare breed as it's tattooed with ivy what about yours

welsh mountan pony...bit usles to me i'm too big to ride him, my feet would almost drag in the mud. but my little sister can ride him.