h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You can tell I've been away from hootoo for a few days, can't you?

indeed!!!

Memo to self - PREVIEW FIRST!!

We now have five members of The Chocolate Lovers! Universal Granny is the fifth.
Which one of your favourite chocolates do you want to have put on "The Chocolate Lovers Page"? For now I'll put them all on, but can you choose one please?

Here's some chocolate for everyone!
(the last one's for me)

Um... white chocholate is by far the best... even with oreo cookie crumbs in it. It's so YUMMY! But all chocholate is good!

Oh, sorry lil-fred333, I was talking to Universal Granny.
Oh yes, I have a job for all of the members of chocolate lovers. See if you can find anybody on h2g2 who likes chocolate and tell them that they are free to join. I have left messages for a few people who have written articles about chocolate, but the only reply I got was from someone who can't have chocolate at the moment.
Here's some chocolate to help you.

And maybe some other things.






I hope that's enough!

yum....... thanks!

Hope that will help you find some other chocolate lovers!
Here's a little extra chocolate!
Hope that's enough!

hello

I'd like to join please! My favourite choccie is dark and best enjoyed in cake format or melted over icecream in sauce,

hmmmmm!

L

Great! Lenny, you are the sixth member of the Chocolate Lovers!

Okay, I've got some ideas for improvements for the Chocolate Lovers!
Join me in a conversation called "The Chocolate Lovers disscusion area"

awesome! I shall go get some chocolate to celebrate....

Hello ..

i'm only a part-time lover like many girlies but thought i'd come join you anyway

I have a soft spot for creme eggs n milky bars

n? I hope you mean and because that's what I'm going to put as your favourite chocolate.

Anyway, Serephina is the seventh member of the chocolate lovers!

Whoops! I didn't mean I was going to put "and" as your favourite type of chocolate!

Is this right?


Serephina
Favourite chocolate: Creme eggs and milky bars

Hello, I'm just letting every one know that a hurricane is about to hit us dead on. And because our house is 16 years old, made of wood, has no hurricane shutters, and started falling down 3 years ago when the house next door was beeing built. (The ground was shaking from the bull dozer, and our poor old celing gave in. My dad helped fix it) We probably aren't gonna be staying around here, and my house is probably not gonna be here when we get back from evacuating.

So I'm letting you all know that I probably won't talk to you until next week. And If I don't talk to you by 2 weeks from now, I'm probably dead. So when you come up to heaven tell me how great the hitchhiker's movie was. Ok? Ok.

Thanks for reading this as if you cared. I love you all and the hhg and CHOCOLATE! Now I must go pack some emergency spam!.... and




.....
Death anthem time!
.....

Zagla Bor
Astra
Caaaaaaaaaaaaw!

Oostree Mansion
Ban tree
Aaaaaaawwwwwd!

(It's an ancient beateljuse death anthem. It means, After this things can only get better! ---From the hhg Tv show)

Which hurricane is it?

Nearly 15% of all men and 30% of all women admit to a craving for chocolate.

Over 300 substances have been identified in chocolate. Some of these, including caffeine and theobromine (another, less powerful stimulant) could actually cause dependency effects. But the amounts of these substances in chocolate are too small to really have any effect.

The same goes for phenylethylamine, a substance related to a family of stimulants called amphetamines. For example, chocolate contains less phenylethylamine than goat cheese.

Anandamide, a neurotransmitter produced naturally by the brain, has also been isolated in chocolate. The neural receptors for anandamide are the same ones to which THC, the main active ingredient in cannabis, binds. The anandamide in chocolate might therefore contribute to the feeling of well-being reported by “chocoholics” (though you would have to eat well over 30 kilos of chocolate to experience effects comparable to one dose of cannabis!).

Be that as it may, many scientists agree that dependency on chocolate could simply be due to its taste, which causes a sensation of intense pleasure that people want to repeat.

From:

http://www.thebrain.mcgill.ca

My favourite source of chocolate addiction is Death by Chocolate with loads of whipped cream.

http://www.cacaoweb.net/deathbychocolate.html

Donald

I like my chocoalte plain and pure - a bar of 70% does wonders! Although I also like milk chocolate. I am fortunate that my NFG lives in a European chocolate-producing area, so am able to sample many different types of chocolate when I visit .

I also like chocolate ice cream, and can whip up a tiramisu-flavoured ice cream which has received rave reviews in the past.

Shameless plug: A2339534 which contains chocolate as an ingredient.

RF

Hi, can I join.
My favourite chocolate is dark chocolate (preferably 70% cocoa solids)

Did you find out about this from ask h2g2? If so, than if you want members in a club, ask h2g2 is the place to get attention!

You three are all members!
Now we have 10 chocolate lovers.

everywhere you must let me join



lovely



andy