h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I too am a struggling writer, but unlike your illustrious self, have nothing to my name except a poem and an essay, and have never paid my rent with the written word. Unless you count checks as being creative!
I find myself buzzing with ideas too, but fortunately, have started to settle down and actually make something out of those ideas. I have a million of them, so if you ever want to stop by for or , or even , feel free to visit my site, leave me a message, or just hit the reply button on this post, and I'll get your response.
My muse is not stingy with ideas, I have too many for myself to develop over the next hundred years or so, so please, borrow my muse. I don't mind. She has a homing beacon, and will always find me. I couldn't ditch her if I tried. Believe me, I have!
Hope to hear from you soon. Remember, the muse needs no translation.