h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

where, on Earth is Clarissa...? ... she started this... dintshe? ........where's that smiley with the tongue-out thingymajig???

she's right here - she tried to delete this thread, got the message she couldn't delete from her journal...
Big Sister is watching you...

ha... toldya there was a god... hehehe

that comes close to blasphemy - you'll be joining Jerry Springer next

you haven't sank that low you can remember his name, have you? ...bloody hell, this is gonna be a long slog with you, eh?

One of my greatest drawbacks - I have an exceptional memory - read the Beeb got into trouble for putting JS on the telly and that the head of Radio 3 resigned because of it...
You would have to brainwash me completely, to go into one of your sci-fi tales and get my brain taken out, my memory removed... That would be a helluva a job!

i, also, remember everything, and i'll give you that one coz i was obviously away somewhere and not watching the latest beeb propoganda... is there an 'a' in there somewhere? - and didn't see the 'Delete' while i was somewhere else... but if it's ok with you...? ...i'll never try to 'brainwash' you...

Saw it all on BBC World News (WORLD news???) on the PC
As to , I'm a stubborn lass, you might find it a wee bit too difficult... Even with all your

but i8 can't read that good this time anight... ...must be the Fosters ...thought you wrote, 'JLS'... MUST GET THESE EFFIN EYES SORTED

JS aka Jerry Springer - can't judge JLS - will let you know once I can!!!

2 guys trampin through a desert... 1 says to the other... 'is that a Mirage... or am i seein things?'

????have a ...I've had a long hard day!

goodnight, C, i'm off now to do some more Jon and Vangelis... cya

Thanks for that...

and me to get some food into me shapely body to keep the soul and the corpse together...