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Perks of the job - part II

Post 21

Lochangel

Very very very very busy - portfolio closes in the next few days - I have just worked my 3rd 11 hour day on the trot and I have a permanent headache. I cannot remember what it is like to sleep properly or not to be panicking about work.

You?


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Post 22

Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den

Me....ah you know, same stuff different day.

I'm looking at buying another classic car.

Bloody difficult finding the right one, but I'm having fun looking.


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Post 23

Lochangel

can I just remind you whose idea that was - and actually it was nothing to do with me. Now I would guess that you have been emailing me relentlessy - can I suggest that you stop?


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Post 24

Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den

Not an email has left my lips, so I guess you must mean Mr Ev.


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Post 25

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

I stopped yesterday when I realised you were either not receiving them, sulking, off sick or dead.


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Post 26

Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den

What a charmer....you must take after me!


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Post 27

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Well, you have to take all possibilities into account...


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Post 28

Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den

Ahh yes, you do, you do!!

nothing more to say, might go for a beer.


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Post 29

Menza

*serves up beer*

You called. smiley - smiley


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Post 30

Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years)

Well, I'm honoured!

Please, everyone, gather round, make yourselves comfy. Menza, old chap, there's some rather good claret under the stairs, if you'd be so kind. I'll fetch a corkscrew and some glasses. Grab a few bottles.


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Post 31

Menza

*grabs wine bottles*

Are these the ones you mean? smiley - smiley


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Post 32

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Hang on, what's going on? Why do we need corkscrews for beer?


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Post 33

Menza

I thought we were drinking Claret.


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Post 34

Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years)

No problem doc - there's a frdige full of beer in the kitchen. Vodka's in the freezer.


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Post 35

Menza

*passes Zeb a _Y_ of claret*

here you go. smiley - smiley


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Post 36

Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years)

*leans back in leather armchair, gently swirls glass and inhales deeply of the claret's nose*

Bloody smashing. All we need now is some cheese.




Or a stripper.


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Post 37

Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den

*hands out 'mini baby belle'*

will this do, you can play with the wax after...


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Post 38

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

*disappears for a minute, then reappears with a hot air wallpaper stripper*
How's this, Zeb? Once the wallpaper's done, you can dry your hair with it.


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Post 39

Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den

For that 'just stepped out of an explosion' look!!

In the word of a great master.....A beurm.. did you say a beurm...


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Post 40

Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years)

No, I said a minkey.


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