h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Informant just stands there watching with an evilglint in his eye*

*PB screams but it becomes silent as it is too high for the human ear*

*as the kitten is climbing up and down PB's back, the door creeks open*

*leans into the window slightly still keeping in the shadows*
Us assassins like to look after our animals well.
*warily watches Informant as well as she's seen that evil glint before*

*PB faints as the door opens*

*the Lady walks back into the room and place the water bowl down*

Lady: What is she doing out there? come here little kitty...

*she tries to pick up the kitten*

Informant: he seems to have fallen asleep...

*alows herself to be picked up haveing cleaned all the poison off of her claws she looks out of the window at Kat with a slightly paperd and smug expression*

*stays alert just incase she needs to haul her kittn out of there*

Anthea DON'T lick the poison off your claws!

*looks round at kat and Purrs loudly*
*watches a bird ourside as it perches on Kat's sholder*

*stays very still to blend in with surroundings and tries to look like a tree branch*

stay anthea...don't give us away....we're nearly done...come on

*purrs happely, runs around the ladys anckles drops a resept and then goes out of the house*

*tidies up the incorrect spelling, raises her hat at the lady and vanishes across the roof, dropping down at the front door*

well done Anthea

*scoops her up into my hood and quickly darts back into the shadows*

Here have this salmon I've been saving for you

*happely eats the salmon*

*informant picks up the receipt*

Lady: what just happened?

Informant: I'll explain everything

*takes her aside*