h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

ah, three sevens on the flop! So would a 'roof' be a full house? I guess so. Makes sense now, couldn't figure why three sevens might make you so moist!

Best hand I've ever been dealt straight of the pack.

That hand won me fifty quid alone

Lucky you - I hardly ever win big off the big hands.

I was playing 3 card brag once & drew 3 queens. Most players had dropped before it got round to me again, so I went soft on those left, who still dropped out anyway, except for one guy, still blind, who turned me. He had 5,6,7 hearts and I know if he'd looked first, I'd be driving his car and shagging his wife by now! As it was, I picked up less than ten quid!

I would stop playing if I were you

Hey, I wouldn't mind if I was lucky in love ...

Does it have to be love? I prefer lust

I'd prefer even a little snuggle to the total totty drought I'm an at the moment - hence all the writing! D'you think I'd have time if I was on the nest?

Maybe you should get out more

Nest???

lost me there fella

some call it 'courting'

Methinks you are a closet romantic m'lud

I admit getting 'romantic' in a closet.
Is that what they call 'cupboard love'?

Cupboards,closets, get it out in the open I say

I'd get out more but I'm locked inside my own rattling head.

Brain surgery!

The only answer

It's 1.30 in the morning and I'm devoting my writing talents to concocting a job application I'm going to have to hand deliver because the deadline's tomorrow! How organised is that!

totally useless you fool, maybe you don't really want the job at all?

Have you been following the convo on enigs site, I've been laughing for ages

Maybe you're right. I just have an aversion to job application forms. The best paid job I ever had, I didn't even have to submit a CV.

you mean the 'holy jizzuzz' thread?

The very one, I thought I saw you in the shadows.

What do you want to do?

I started it off, as it goes, with a bit of crit.

What do I want to do? Something that leaves me enough headspace to write. Computer programming never did that.