h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I clicked this because I wanted a headache, and I just read a perfectly sensible articlethat all made perfect sense and I still don't have a headache.
I want my money back, it's a swizz!!!

I don't know, trying to get a headache round here is like bashing your head against a brick wall.

By the way, what is htat little white box in your page underneath the eyes?
I typed "What happens if I type in here?" oin the box and I just rejoined your page again.
Either that or I slippped into a parallel universe where I just thought I was in the same place.
Which was it?

It's meant to be a clock. Sometimes it goes blank, and if you click in it and press enter it reloads the page. I think.

You understood it?! Wooooowwwww!!! Well, you're the first. WEll actually maybe the second, cos I think I get it, which I should cos I wrote it.

Sorry, no refunds after the first two minutes.

Arse!

LANGUAGE!!!!

Entschuldigenzie bitte. Ich Mochte ein vie gegoktes ie.
Kohnen sie ein friseur emphelen?
Je n'achete pas cette disque, il y a beaucoup des egrignatures.
Mon aeroglisseur et plain des anguilles.
Bibo in el arroyo. Una cerveza por favor.
Je suis completement dechire.
Slainte Mhath, poc ma hone!!
Pravda!
How's that for language?
pity about the spelling. Especially the german.

Now you're showing off.

I'll let you have a headache if ya tell me what that thing stands for.

Too late, Colin told me.

(as.. that kid in the simpsons.. I forgot his name) HAHA!!!

How do you know?
Are you sure he's right?
What do you think it is?

I'm not saying that in an h2g2 forum, thankyou very much.

Bibo in el arroyo?! Vivo en el arroyo! Si fuera vos no me disculparía por las faltas en alemán , sino por las atrosidades cometidas contra el pobre castellano.

After all...who knows?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The clock didn't work for me either. I clicked the link that was supposed to get me a clock, copied all that stuff, and all I got was a little text field that says "Initializing..." Or is that what's supposed to happen?

It should be "mon aerogisseur est plein d'anguilles," for one thing--I haven't really looked at the rest of the French too closely--but for another thing, you forgot "Si je dirais que vous aviez un beau corps, le garderiez-vous contre moi?"

The clock doesn't ALWAYS work, sometimes it does, sometimes it doesn't... It's not anyone's fault in particular. Wait a few days or stuff it might work then.

Cuando corrijas a alguien, asegurate de que lo que escribas este bien escrito...(atrocidades....)

Oops. That should be "aeroglisseur."

timeo danaos et dona ferentes

great, now I am TOTALLY lost and not just partially, thanks.