h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Wanders in, leans on the doorpost and looks round the room.

Walks over to Menza@@e and looking him straight in the eye kisses him slowly and deeply.

Wanders out, giving him a smouldering look as she leaves.

*raises eyebrow*

This could cause problems.

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Why should that be?

Jinx will get jealous.

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So I hear you are a barman - are you going to mix me a drink?

Certainly, what will it be?

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I will refrain from asking for a Sloe comfortable screw against the Wall or Sex on the Beach. Gin and Tonic please.

One G&T comming up, would you like ice and lemon?

ice and a squeeze of lime if you have got it.

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gotta go honey. See you soon!

Of course, we have a fully stocked bar here.

*hands over glass*

There you go, anything else?

*stares after the mysterious stranger*
Blimey, M******e, who was that?

How the hell should I know, But I don't mind serving her drinks though.

And such shiny boots of leather!

I wonder what is under the fur.

Do you think it's real fur?

We will have to ask.

*suddenly appears in the doorway*
Well, hello........ I believe you've met my sister.
*walks up to Menza@@e and tenderly feels his forehead*
Oh, you poor thing... you're burning up!

Wha... whe... ooh..

*sigh*

Well I am now.

M******e, you lucky b*****d! How do you manage it?