h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

.......Thouht I'd stick my head around the door and wondered if you wanted a conversation because I'm bord and at work

Hi um as you can guess i wasn't on the computer at that point. But I just noticed this and thought i'd say hi.

Hi

I can't think of anything to start a conversation about so random saying coming up.

Life is like nailing jelly to a wall. Messy, Infuriating and ultimately pointless. (unfortunately they don't have a jelly smiley)

if this hasn't scared you away yet then im not doing as well as i usually do

smile

hope you did not hurt yourself falling..angel i,d have to pick you up and put you back on your feet again
hi i,m rick from west yorkshire big smile

I wouldn't say that could you emagin what sort of look you would get if someone saw you nailing jelly to the wall.
I'd say life was like a long roller coster you go up, you go down and some times your sick and if your lucky you won't pass out

Hmm nice one that saying.

I will have to see if there is already a page of them on here and if there isn't then i will be asking everyone for them. There probably is though.

Hi,i'm jules from Herefordshire or Gloucestershire. It depends whether I'm at school or home.

My name is Wayne from Southderbyshire or Staffordshire depending on whether I'm at work or not. I'd help you to set up that page as I have loads of random thoughts but I wouldn't know what I'm doing

I've no Idea but I think you just sort of collect info on what u want to write about and then sticjk it togeter with an intro telling everyone else what it is about.
so the ones i know so far are
Life is like nailing jelly to a wall...
Life is like a box of chocolates you never know what you're going to get.

I have some more but they would mean the post being complained about if anyone ever read it.

any more?
i'm going to start collecting ones off random people

mmmmmm....THOUGHT...well we know wot thought did it followed a sh.t cart cos it thought it was a wedding!!

I could make a few up, I'm full of usless rubbish

good idea
heres another one

smile and be happy, life could be worse, and so i smiled and was happy and it did get worse.

you have to be in the right frame of mind to see the humour in that one

Dark that one is.
This is the one I live my life by.
Take your problem, what are you going to do about it...
A) Nothing because you can't, so don't worry about it.
B) Think of something to do about it, so don't worry just do what you can do.

Have you got any on anything else that aren't just about life but are general sayings. e.g. Go for it and Why? well Why not?
Cos otherwise we aren't really going to get enough to make a guide entry.

Wie/non?

(i'm a bit crazy today and i don't no y so don't worry)

I stole some from somewhere they are in my jurnal go and have a look.

hello again thanks for those FUJIMAR. I've had a few problems with the computer so im going to have to hunt down people again but anyway
how are you? cos i was reading this and it is really a quite boring conversation (i hope that isn't an insult to anyone) so hi

Fair enough if you want to talk about something different just change the conversation I prefer conversations that don't really make any sence. What about you?

it depends on the people im talking to as most of the time i end up in conversations that only the people who were there at the start of the conversation and who know me (or the people im talking to) can follow. The probabilities of the infinite improbability drive for instance.(a vicious circle if you want to know) so yeah.
That was a long answer that led to a really simple one.

do you have a thing about or is there another reason for it on all your posts?

It's like a signature and I love tea (yorkshire hard water massive) explain this inprobability drive to me if you can be bothered

Yeah I get the tea thing . I kinda do that with saying smile to people.

Um the thing with the improbability drive is that there are not very many things that are infinitely improbable and so it is therefore probably that these things will happen. BUT because they are then probable it is very unlikely that they will happen at infinte improbability but because they are now unlikely to happen they are infinitely probable again and so probable. I have a whole conversation going about these sorts of things. If you understand that.
Smile

It took my a few attempts to try and understand it but I think I get it. I'll have to read it some more