h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The two things I'm reminded of is this:
1 Chewing on my wool swaeter when I was 6
2 Eating a whole tube of that wierd candy goo in one mouthfull when I was around 6.
Oh god! Im fealing a bit ill now

Oh yes, and people breaking chicken bones in half. Blah!

my skin walks when:

1) I hear Celine Dion singing
2) Thinking of the mass of food and acid that's now in my stomach after eating. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm . . .
3) On the note of food - whenever I see people eating fast food I can't help but imagine how it inevitably looks the same when their body is pretty much finished with it (particularly, McD's).
4) Guys talk about sexual encounters. Good god, who really cares to hear that?
5) The smell of vomit from drunken person with bad aim permeating through an apartment only to finally greet you at the front door when you arrive home.
6) I consider any worm of the human parasite persuasion.
7) I try to figure out what really is in hot dogs.

yay

Yes!Celine Dion is awful! She makes my teeth tingle..

Good lord! How could I have forgotten about Celine Dion and Vomit? Same genre in my opinion.