h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Contrary to wot Slartybartfarst may think, Nottingham is not a city in the Midlands.........it's THE CITY in the Midlands. Don't believe me? Try it, it's pleasantly like being drunk, in fact that's exactly what it is and on a regular basis. Got a tenner to spare? Tough, you'll need at least forty to 'do' the square mile and barely live to regret it! Please don't run away with the idea that all of Notts people are drunk all of the time, some of us have to stay sober to tell all the others when they have had too much (generally one drink before thay attempt to smack me in the teeth!)