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v. quick message to ask if u could take a look at my new poem SOLDIER in my portfolio, will be online and catch up on u tonight, hope u had a lovely girl's night out,

Hi sandwich,

Can't help myself! You called me 'cooka' and i thought 'cookie'!
Have been off here for 2 days, and tonight only responding to messages. Taken nearly 3 hrs! Gawd!

I'm delighted that you have had time to write some more delicious stuff, 3 I see, and I will read them ALL tomorrow night, without a doubt, Kid! Looking forward to some beauty words as I reckon that they'll be!
Gotta hit the sack. 'Tis 4:34am and up in 3 hrs! Hope you're keeping good and misbehaving!

Thanks also for leaving such lovely words on one of my last poems. Means a lot. So will speak soon, hon!

Jen
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Cooka is like Lulu like Habibi an endearment basically, so were u doing wild things with wild men for the last couple of days??? u deserve all the lovely words u get
am being very good... unfortunately!
am chuffed that u think so highly of my poetry, most of it makes me writhe!
all my love and big bosa (kiss)

Ivory Irish maiden!
have added 2 more poems wot r giving me grief, i have come to the rather sad conclusion that i actually don't like writing poetry but do it because i have to, i honestly dont know what is wrong with me, am so extra-moody these day, actually i do know what's wrong, but it's a pathetic excuse for moodiness.

A chara (Irish for friend),

Have read 3 out of your last 5 poems. Really impressed with 2 of them, and the 'Soldier' one could progress into something wonderful, with a little more felt insight.
You have got the right ingredients just need to get the right cooking temperature for said poem, 'tis all.

Hope all is well with you and bet your counting the dally days before you return to England! not long now and, God Knows, what this summer will bring for wee, gorgeous you! He! He!

and !

How do u pronounce that?
thanx so much for reading i really value ur "true" comments, mind u so far every one i meet is honest, so far, i think!!!
am sorta chuggin along ok, countin' the minutes until i leave, am going to be very busy which i'm glad i will be, God knows what the summer will bring indeed!!!! am really bored here and have suddenly gone off reading, also watched this French programme yesterday all about beautiful people.....
miserable me... will go and have breakfast and get a life, c u tonight, sorry for being a moper...........

Hi kid,

Pronounce 'A-CAR-A'- friend!
Step out of the boredom, go shop, so party, go ride a bike, smoke a cigar, smile at the old man on the street, smell flowers, hum a tune, inhale fresh air, ring a friend, make a cuppa, eat chocolate, put some cool music on, open the windows, hear birds sing or car horns beep...... and write, write, write! Take care, pet! It's a beautiful day!

Jen
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We're online together!
Hello honey this is Egypt, there are hardly any shops, no parties to go to, you can't ride bikes, smile at the old man? we've got the highest cases of molestations after Saudi Arabia! there aren't any flowers, they're all dead from the pollution, i've been listening to music all day, i don't want to eat chocolate i want to loose weight, lots of sound pollution, am totally uninspired, hence i shall go and.... do something.

OopS!! Soooorrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyy!!
Should have known as you tucked away in Egyptian land. Careless of me!
Do hope your mood changed and you got your sparkle back! We all have blue days, Kid. Mine a shade of purple today....

Speak soon, hon & take care!

Jen
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Am much better! thank u very much for asking, i think it's the weather which is so bloody humid, and family problems!!!!!
am all sparkly, though i can't say that my poetry is, have written 2 more poems by the way one which is crap "Seek Communion" and the other is ok "The Fall".
hope, i float on it, with sweet luxury and hollow love, and a face in my fist!


Whatever!
have some choc super girl, and pour some shite paint onto the purple veil,

Delighted to hear the swing of mood shift! AND the same things feck me over too. Here 'tis always raining. Have big family do tomorrow as it's 'Father's Day'. Already we're arguing who gets to sit where at the meal! Mental!
Have been too lazy to read or write tonight and just sprinting about between emails and a few convos here. Will dip into your poetry, if not later, then real soon, promise.
The purple streak has got tinged with a yellowy-blue cruising bruise as danced on a bar stool last night and fell off!
Am OK though, just feel a tad tender after said bender!

So, have a wonderfully, wicked w'end! Paint the town red!

Jen
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poor girlie! that's what u get for being a decadent female, who hasn't been married off properly to a respectable man twice her age to control and keep her, no babies, no cooking, no man: u r a lost case. am all haughty now, lofty in my views of ur seedy and decaying behaviour..... Can i join u?
hope the family do goes ok!!!??? i swear people never grow up! here people usually fight about the will during the funeral.

Ha! Ha!

Gawd, you make me laugh so! Like a little matron there, Nadia! You are more than welcome to join me, you probably could teach me a thing or two, what with all your 'soldier' talk of recent and brandy-inducing poetry!

The 'Family do' went really well. Folks stayed over with us and we got to bed around 5am. Well they did. I sat up as had work at nine and thought better to remain awake and sober up, tidy up and it saved the bother of getting undressed!

Hope all is sweet and neat with you, doll!
Speak soon, funny one!

Jen

Geez, that 'join me' line sounds like come-on! Aagh! What I meant is a 'Girl's night out!'

me! am little innocent girlie! cud not teach anyone anything if i tried, have to depend on my imagination....
do u ever sleep and what does ur job require u to do?
tidy up, ur such a nice girl, i'd b sleeping under the table,
"Sweet and neat" well not really, but have just discovered someone cute to ogle at! on the net that is, not that i really like stayingon the computer, half an hour is my maximum.
Mach's been giving me lessons on how to make sure that ur not speaking to wackies, i hope ur not a wacky, ur a very good one if u r
big
u know "Benediction" is probably my most successful poem, Mindsigh's been helping me a bit with Soldier i really want to fix it up

Imagination is the REAL thing, Noush!!
And I am just a little insomanic that comes alive after midnight, lost in the twillight of furtive thought, a moon dance with muse.
Also, realistically work 6 days a week, (bookshop and library), and do Press Book Reviews and other related work in own time which is usually late at night. Do get out to socialise on regular basis and trip the light fantasico, though!
Haven't done the washing up in a week just when need that cup, fork and knife to be honest!
AND Sir Mach is quitting the boards for a wee while it seems. Check out his latest poem. If he's a wacko, and you're a wacko then so's wee me.
No really, nothing false and tipexed about PenJen, Kid. Take me as I am!

It's great to see you soaring and fluttering around this place and meeting some wonderful folk. Your poetry SHOULD be red by as many as possible as it is so soft, tender and beautiful. And I MEAN that, too! I love the way you wrap u your words in silken-glow. So keep the material well-spun on these threads of the creative quilt! Will be catching up with your latest creations soon!

and some , Kid!

Honey u reel off poetry in ur comments.
bloody hell are u busy or what!
everyone's being really nice about my poetry
the problem is keeping the standard up, plus am very restless at the moment, am mentally preparing myself for England.
the biggest for u sweet heart.

Just keep writing in your own special way and from the heart, that in itself is a magic quality and gives you your unique form that attracts readers and has made return for more, Noush!

Aren't you due to come to England at end of month? Is this where your family is mainly based? You must be SO excited PLUS the chance to go out get wild and tangled in a social life and by chance meet another beauty 'Brandy man'?!
Drink it up, girl!! Have a double or treble!

Jen
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