h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

have just finished exams woohoo!
am going to England on 1st of July another woohoo!
Exams stank not very woohoo!
in honour of ur being such a nice, decent, straightforward and honest person..... i have made u my friend!!!
have read ur last 2 poems wot r very powerful and charged, am sorry if people r pissin' u off, but never mind u gotta little fan 'ere!
the first one was very sexy, dripping with molten something or other...
cheer up
lotsa love
Nadia xxxxxxxxxx

Nadia,
Nice to hear from you again! Glad you got all them fecking exams outta way! Must be one hell of a relief!
You're also on my 'buddy bunch' so I can keep up to date on any fresh work of yours, which I will get round to reading, promise!
Also cheers for reading my last two posts. the 'Spit.. ' one was really a crap piece and was no reflection on this site as some thought it to be. Really was a shitty drivel piece better for the nearest bin! Ah well, 'tis my style I guess!
The 'Tomatoe' one was based on a real night out. Chuffed you liked as you write about sultry, sensual stuff so well. Me grateful!
BTW, have a safe journey back to England. Speak again soon, oh sweet one! Take care!

PenJen
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Have absolutely no new stuff on, am writing alot of stuff in Arabic at the moment which when translated into English sounds awful! am also trying to learn the lute, and keep my moral up.
so u had a tomato night!!! well i try to write something sensual but am still waiting for a first kiss! very difficult to get one in this society with a narrow-minded Egyptian father!!! nevermind i shall turn into a wild... creature at the mature age of 21, only 2 years to go.... boo hoo
BYW have discovered a modern Egyptian secret to become fertile!!! u go to an Egyptian market, collect some mud from the floor, which is probably toxic as it's full of rotten food,decaying rats, cats, dogs sheep, manure, shit and more unsavoury things. take it home and leave it to bake in the sun,yum yum, when it's hard.... eat it!
am a very sweet one!
lotsa love
N xxxxxxxxx

Is it the 'flute' you are trying to learn?! Otherwise, I'd be very worried!!

You intrigue me as you seem so initutive yet you say you haven't lived in the vein most your age, (European, per say), have done. Not intending to pry but I gather that you are from some strict, regimented religious/culture fold? Is it a 'woman' rule thing or something? You REALLY have got me interested as I have very little, if any constructive or worthy knowledge, of what differs besides the little hovel of my own existence in our war of Catholics and prods here in N. Ireland. I try not to dwell on it too much though. Just get on with things and accepting others for what they are as individuals and NOT based on conflict of religious divide and all that crap,
ANYWAY, fascinating creature - you make me smile!
God, that 'fertile' secret sounds fecking crazy and disgusting to boot. Mental! I bet some weird guy thought that one up!! Whatever you do, DON"T to it! Be that 'earthy' girl for just that wee while longer!

You're a unique being. Stay that way!

Take care,
Jen
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so nice so nice so nice are u
am horribley morose today so ur message has cheered me up to no end! u lovely person
well i live in a v. hypocritical and stifling society where u r nothing without a man he is ur keeper and protector, am going to write about it soon and post it on this site... u'll just have to wait and see.
i don't think i'm intuitive, but i love being called that, i think it's more to do with all sortsa frustration!!! am lapping all this attention up, don't get it except when in England, u r very unique too, hence why i probably talk to u more than anybody else! BTW i have been discovered by this person called Strayshift, who is brilliant u must read his poetry rather like being shot by hard jelly babies.
am so crazy today feeling rather miserable and angry, but ur very lovely, lotsa kisses, hugs and BRANDY,
Nadia xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Hey Nadia honey!

Think this is first time we've been on-line at same time. 'Tis Sat 8:07pm with me and I just HAD to say a sweet hello to the golden kid!
Am actually meant to be getting spruced up for a night out with the girls, kicking back high-heels, winking-quick-drinks and having a cool, quirky night. Will have a Baileys for your good self. No BRANDY, no. Too rich for my cheap thirst!
Will speak soon and YOU keep the spirit (s?) up. Will talk again soon and remember: When God made Men, SHE said she was only practising!! Ouch!

Jen
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means darling in arabic.
am totally knackered it's 10-30 here and ive been up since 6, don't ask why, have a lovely time, biggest Baileys and bear hugs

Nadia