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handsomejesus Started conversation Jun 2, 2004
Dear PenJen,
What is the meaning of this? I have posted the most brilliant short these boards have seen, and you, you don't have the decensy to critique it!
Please, please Jen; stroke my ego. Or even better, slap me down. Tear me apart lest I can no longer confront the page! Put me out of this miserable funk.
A writer! Ha! I am no writer! Just an American with the false belief of guaranteed fame.
Oh please PenJen, spare me. I am lost in these boards and I don't warm up to many. The tide is high and I will soon be letting go.
Love,
HandsomeJesus
Where has she gone?
PenJen Posted Jun 2, 2004
Your wit is my demand, Sir!!
I already KNOW how brilliant you are, Srunchie BUT I refuse to poke, stroke, slap, crap or whip or slip on your wee soul - for tonight anyway as only here for a mo.
BUT I PROMISE I will check out your latest story. I hadn't realised you had put one up as I last read your 'high-heeled' heavenly piece the same day.
Do not drown in them high seas. Fear not as the shore is near. Keep those orange arm-bands on and I'll be back in a day or two with a warm towel for sure!
Beware the crabs, my son!
PenJen 
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PenJen Posted Jun 8, 2004
Have remembered, read and remarked, Oh Great One! Now get your own towel!
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