h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

OK, the book said not to panic so I won't. Here I am, day 1, reading http://www.slashdot.org/ (Slashdot) and I see that the Guide (as I will refer to it, since The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is just WAY too long) is now online. This isn't a shock to me, you see, as I am guessing that everything in the world will soon be online (including my dog, whose name is Cookie. If you see her around, tell her that since she is now on the Internet, she can start paying for her own food.)

Anyhow... (uh oh, I just broke rule 3) I was saying that I am going to spew off junk for anyone to read just for the hell of it even though I am sure that I could use my time more wisely. You want to see how, visit http://edens.simplenet.com/aeden/ (my homepage) to see my 'work.'

Go to http://www.javalobby.org/ (The Java Lobby) if you program. If not, then learn. That is, if you would like to be assured that you will have a job for the next 50 years. If not, continue to be the rock star that you are not.

Till the next time.
Peace out.

-Spooge