h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Scientists have long been wondering about the primordial soup from which all life emerged. I think coffee may be a part of it. There is something prehistoric about it. Then again, if coffee cannot nurture life, perhaps it kills it. Decaf, however, couldn't kill the mildest pathogen. I'm just guessing; I'm a tea drinker, and therefore civilised.

Hah! But are you awake, I've discovered (through my observations of parents and friends) that they can't seem to wake up without their coffee. Although I don't drink it. It tastes awful. Same goes for tea.

Well, it depends for me what's in coffee. Can't drink it black. Once I had the opportunity to "experiment" with coffee, adding sugar, chocolate powder, honey and cinnamon, etc. in a cup. Woke me right up. With tea, and I've had some good teas, it is something I have in the afternoon, since it doesn't have the bite I need in the morning, and I can't experiment with it without feeling guilty.

(don't make fun of me because I don't have a nickname yet)
I don't drink coffee, but I love the smell. Whenever I walk into a place like Starbucks, I take the deepest breath of that great smell. I do, however, like the taste of Cafe Latte's. I think coffee is a great thing, wake up and SMELL!

Hah! I knew it was you! To me the coffee smell is too stong so when your sitting by one when your in Chapters, it's like you can't breath.

anybody ever invented a coffee-perfume? this could sell...a wake-up-smell