h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well i finally dropped the monkey!
Keeping track of information i can and cant share with you,finaly got too much for me! When i talked to you the other day, i mentioned the story i wrote 'Forest Peace' and the fact that i got a good review. What i forgot was that i wrote that while i was...................drum roll................... smartcolourblue!
It has been fun though! I am Kiolok. Killian. And fool! It is comforting to know that if i were not your brother, that you would still consider me a cool person
The train has very definatly left its station!

Phew, now we can all breath easy! Don't know about fans, but the cat is finnaly out of the bag. I take it I'm not sworn to secrecy any more?

Oh yeah, the plane has most certainly dropped out of the sky.
But an impressive achievement, by any standard!
You had us all going (that is to say, me and Evenstar), let it never be said you are not an evil Machiavellian arch-conman. Sheer genius. And throws up all sorts of philosophical issues, am I right?!
Yeah, the jack-in-the-box has without doubt imploded.

An evil Machiavellian arch-conman?!
You know i think thats the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me!
It was fun, conversations with yourself do border on insanity but it was definatly worth 'Even' hitting her head off the wall!
'I have no words! Thats never happened to me before!' Magic, sheer magic!

Hello!
How are you today 'smart'. I think that you are the most interesting, handsome, intelligent, litirate, cool person that i have ever had the pleasure to be




Now that 'the jack-in-the-box' has imploded! there really isn't any point in continuing this persona. Keeping track of my own phyci is bad enough but two!
Any idea on how to delete a space totaly?

Thank you 'kiolok' It is a pleasure to be you also!
No I'm not sure on how to delete a space, any idea's guys?

No, I dunno. But TRiG'll kill you for not deleting that last apostrophe!

Not if I get to him first - and since I'm meeting him for lunch today, that's a distinct probability.

Hehe, I love it: 'litirate'? (sic)
Make you sic, wouldn't it?

Aw, poor kiliok. He must be feeling a bit blue at the moment. Sorry for adding to your troubles with all this grammer & spelling nonsence.

I haven't yet posted anything about finding out the true identity of Smartcolourblue. That's because I'm still in shock. When he told me, it was several minutes before I could manage more than a strangled squeak. I was literally rendered speechless. And that's not easy to do.

It's probably a good thing he told me over the phone, or he might not have survived the telling.

"Can you hear this sound? It's me banging my head off the kitchen wall."

Don't cancel your space, dragon-boy. It might make them start a more dangerous religion: "Let us all breath fire in honour of Lord Kiolak!"

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TRiG.