h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

hello everyone!

sam here!

my main interests include, goin to the cinema, travilling, music and meeting new people. am always up for a laugh. i feel the best personality is humour. ne 1 who wants to leave a message (or a joke)do so, i will get bac to you asap!

thank you, hope to talk to you soon. x

Hiya, I'm Fry . What kind of music do you like? a/s/l? Yeah I like a laff. The only decent jokes I know are dirty ones. You like those? I'm listening to Atari Teenage Riot right now. You heard of them? Talk to ya later yeah

cant say that i have heard of them i dont mind dirty jokes. i like all kinds of music, i do enjoy the good charlotte album and think that eninem is quite cool.

I'm not really into GC and eminem. i like The Darkness, Muse, Atari Teenage Riot and bands like that.

There was this man whose wife always fell asleep in church. He went up to the priest and said
"Excuse me, but my wife keeps on falling asleep during the sermon. Can you give me something to wake her up?"
and the priest said "Yes, take this rod and stick it up her ass when she falls asleep."
So in the next church sermon the priest said "who created the world?", the man stuck the rod up his wifes ass and she yelled "GOD!"
The next sermon the priest said "Who is the son of God?"
Again the man stuck the rod up his wifes ass. She yelled "JESUS!".
The next sermon the priest said "After bearing her 99th child, what did Eve say to Adam?"
The man was about to stick the rod up his wifes ass but she saw and yelled "IF YOU STICK THAT THING UP MY ASS ONE MORE TIME I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS INSTEAD!"

that was a good laugh no any others?

yeah, I'll tell you when I got a bit more time

er whats with the whole thing? are you a boy or girl?

girl .... didnt even look at the smileys that i clicked on just went crazy with them

lol ok... I not really into smileys. Started a campaign for a snog smiley but gace up on that cos the dude who I'm going out with dont come on here no more :'(.

aawwwwww! so do you no ne more jokes?

But I can still talk to him on the phone and email. He lives on the other side of the country . He's Atari, you can access his space through my friends list .

Uh huh. A non dodgy one. Hope ya dont like Blazin Squad!
What's the difference between Blazin Squad's tour bus and a porcupine? On the porcupine the pricks are on the outside!