h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

We had a meeting here at work this morning.

It was supposed to have started at 11am.

But no...the boss is nowhere around.

11:10 Still nowhere in sight. So we proceed to go sit in his office like a bunch of losers with nothing better to do.

11:20 Still waiting, but now making obscene jokes about speedos and bikinis...

11:30 What voice from yonder office breaks?! The boss FINALLY arrives.

12:00 I'm hungry and my stomach is complaing out loud.

12:20

12:40

13:00 Meeting's finished?! No ways! I missed half of it... Turns out I wasn't the only one!

I managed to mumble a few comments at the end on the events I was organising...I can't remember exactly what I said, but I must've sounded convincing enough...

And so was our meeting...

Look on the plus side, you got some more sleep!

Meetings are so pointless....

sounds like a typicall meeting held by an incompetant boss

Actually, my boss is surprisingly good at his job. Even though during the meeting he was sitting drawing circles around his coffee mug and turning them into smiling flowers...
The meetings have become more of a tedious habit than anything else.
Yeah - an excuse to snooze!

Yay flowers

mmmm meetings shouldn't be a habbit? They should be held when there is actually something important going on which needs everybodys perspective?

Is that likely? Something important? At work?

its rare but it does happen

and btw she said flowers she hasn't even told you he was making them pink yet..... wait for that information

Yes sir *salutes*

okay Lauda go ahead and tell her about the pink flowers

Well, all he had was a blue pen...but I don't know what he's done with that p*nk hilighter in the meantime...

PPPPPPPPPPINNNNNNKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Party on, girl!

I just LURVE pink!

You see that is the evilness of work. All that wasted time could have been put to good use, such as snuggling... well it could have if we lived near each other

No! You don't say?!