h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

New game.......

Lyrics.........

First line is posted and the response must be the next line...........

See what song we can create..........

To the tune of "Eye Of The Tiger"

First line.......

Down and out, and pacing the streets

where's my food? i want my pancakes.

I have had a drink, but it fell at my feet

and that yak,is giving me the eye...

There's a, shop called McDonalds and it sells what I want

and the staff,are thicker than the bible

But they'll give lots of extras if you ask them nice

but dont ex-pect your change to be RRRIIIGGGGGHHHHTTTT

At McDonalds!!!!!!!!!!

reaching up,sniffing your pits

You realise you should have showered

but the water's cut off,no way to wash

And your stench it could kill off the flowers

no time for sponges and there's no bubble bath

and your duck has dried out in the corner

mildew is building and there's hair in the sink

And the bath looks like the grill.........At McDonalds

new song - in tune of summer of '69

i got my first real g string

When I was 95

chaffed until my crack went red