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Polly and I are into basically the same jazz as you are. You seem like such a cutie!

I can't believe you went to Capri on purpose!
It totally sucks! I went with my Ma and little sister and I had to smoke such a lot just to make them stay away!

You do seem like a very sweet chap! We wish you luck and big breasted cheerleaders!

Have fun Cutie.

Polly(absent) and Cass!!!!

im not a dude!!
its an easy mistake, i know

cheers
ford

Sorry baby.

Are you a girlie..Our love is not diminished by gender.

That was Pol, I still wish you big breasted cheerleaders unless that's not your bag! In which case huge football chaps be thrust upon you!!


We aren't from Lesbania, however, we aren't averse to those who are.

So sorry we assumed you were a loser boy when, in fact you are a groovetastic girlie, not unlike ourselves!!!

we still send you huge love and other indoor sports!!

Polly (the nice one returns,) and Cass!!!!!!!

THANKS!!! *sends love your way too*

your guys.... girlies are from britan arnt you?
cheers
ford

How did you guess petal, was it our fabulous sophistication.

We are goddesses in our own right


That was Pol again, she's such a darling!!

I'm not !!!!!

C'est La Vie and so on!!!

Are you in another time zone or just up late??
Sometimes it's hard to be a woman! At the moment I am trying to type whilst whipping the pizza delivery boy!

I never worked out what the penalty was for being late, he seems OK though so, no harm, no foul!

I must mention that Polly and I have consumed an awful lot of wine, men and songs!

We still wish you luck an so on with many witty smillie type things!!!

have lots of fun cutie, that's an order!!

Cassandra!!!!

poor pizza boy!!!

its 7:01 here... i live in nevada... fun fun!
ya i can kinda tell you have had wine! we did that on the eurupe trip and my friends moms got totally loopy! it was fun!
cheers
ford

Darling child,

we can have so much fun together, you have totally fallen into good hands. I have been told that that sounds a bit creepy but al I mean is that we wil support you through whatever hapens.

I know my spelling sucks but my heart is pure(ish?)

That was Polly, she is Not pure, trust me ! She's the one who invited this poor delivery chap in, in the first place!!!!


The general point was, why are you up so early???????????????


Chat soon Angel,big love cass and the Mad one!

oh good! i see you use hand lotion!... hehe

um.... if im up early then i must be on mars or something!!! its 7:25 pm... i think i shoulda added that last part!
dont worry my spelling sux too!
do i WANT to know whats going on with Polly and the dilivery boy??
cheers
ford

Hi this is Polly,

the scary thing is, she's not making it up.

She is living with me at present but I am starting to womder why,.

oh well thats creepy! just let anyone in that passes your door! if im ever over there... and i get sucked in through a door, ill know where i am atleast!
cheers
ford

Are you callimg me creepy???

Multiple exclamation marks, sure sign of a diseased mind.

yes my mind is deseased....
well i think im gonna hit the sack.... its only 8 but i gotta get up early for a concert tomorrow... speak to you creeps later!
cheers
ford

You seem O.K. so I'm going to try not to take offence.
Have a great gig.

I have just found out that I can't sleep tonite so I will be here for the duration,

Bummer.

well i hope you have a great.... day/night!
i hope all goes well tomorrow! cheers!
cheers
ford