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Ford_Prefect "I reject your reality and substitute my own!"Apocalypse 2006 REPRESENT!

So Stephen Hawkings gives us all these extravagant details about how black holes work- but hes never tapped into the sock black hole.
A while ago Midnight and I came up with a theory that there is a black hole underneath everyones bed but the thing is a new person came up with the fact that it only takes the LEFT sock.

I feel sorry for Pedro...

LOVER MUFFIN

I wonder if there is a muffin black hole?
Lover black hole?
Black hole black hole?
MUFFIN MAN!

If you took two Firengees and put them in a Romulan ship- would they fit through the doors with their big ears? And if so- would they create a black hole that sucks in people with big ears?
Or just socks?

What if you ARNT wearing socks? Can you get sucked into a black hole? or are you doomed to grow big ears? I wonder how they sleep? Or walk in a high wind... CAn you tie a kite string to a Firengees head and fly him like a kite?
Is there a kite black hole?
There HAS to be a rocket hole.
How many rockets do you generally find in the field after launch? Not many!
A rocket and a left sock collide in a black hole under a bed... who would win?
I say the sock. It can wrap its self around the rocket and use its momentum to free its self from the depths of the 'under the bed'ness.

Now that I have your attention

goood weekend everyone



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