h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

not seen that headline
sounds too judgemental for the Guardian, probably the Mirror (our only left-leaning tabloid rag)

<< I walked in on the end of a conversation the clerk was having with a customer. The customer was looking forward to another 4 good years>>

That's pretty much the opposite of conversations I've been having or over-hearing in banks and shops here since yesterday...

You were right it's the Mirror.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/frontpages/

I like the headline but it doesn't look like a reputable paper now that I look more closely.

that its left-leaning is all I can say in its favour
if you had the misfortune to buy it you would find it to be 90% sports/celebrity/soap opera, very little actual news
of course unless you buy the Telegraph/Guardian/Indepenednt thats all you'll get in Britain
since the Times has gone tabloid I can now call it a tabloid rag, a fitting fate for any paper Rupert Murdoch gets to run
end of rant

Hellie: They are electronic ballots here, you throw a switch...and off it goes like Tron (comedycentral) to the central processing system.

A Newcastle and Bermuda flight? I suppose it could've been a private plane....but still.... More likely the flight from Newcastle went to the Dam...