h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

What mighty force moves mountains, is there a man who knows?

Yes. It's plate tectonics.

B

I always liked how that sounded: plate tectonics. Has a good ring tuit.

Erosion moves mountains too, although a bit slower. Doesn't have quite the ring of plate tectonics though,

If you got a really big truck...

...with a snow-plough on the front

Where are you going to put the mountain though? At least with erosion disposal is not such a problem.

I believe this is where the 'extra moon' comes into play.

B

We have an extra moon?

Shh... nobody's supposed to know about that, it's where God and Jesus live.

Ah, so Jesus is the man.

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I suppose he is... I'll give him a ring.

*ring ring, ring ring*

"Hello, JC."
Hey Jesus, it's Mr. D here.
"Yo, D! How's it hanging ma homie?"
Everything's good, work's a drag... how are you?
"Bad, bro... there be all kinds of s**t bein' done in mah name. Ah see you guys on Hootoo had to put up with bee-yatches like Jus'in and Gran' Slam Dunk stompin' on your hood. But that's nuff of my problems, what you ringin' about man?"
This guy, Stward, asked if anyone knew about moving mountains.
"Oh yeah, tha's plate tectonics... best idea the Big G ever had. Man, you should see that s**t speeded up!"
Thank you for clearing that up!
"You welcome, dawg."

*click*

I was thinking more man in the moon, but that's pretty good