h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It's quite lonely here. This page I mean. I'm the only person who visits it and whenever I come here it feels like an old perished tent, or a dark, damp cave lit by one guttering candle, or the malodourous squat in Elephant & Castle I lived in back in 1984. Well, no, not as bad as the squat. Come on, all you bastards out there, come and read this utterly unabsorbing bollocks. Or not, of course...
 

I read your reply and am willing to use my senses to verify your existance, regardless of my own self interest.

Well, thank you. Thank you very much. I'm really quite taken aback and, fortunately, not feeling anything like as misanthropic as I was 8 weeks ago. This may spur me on to stick something remotely interesting on my home page. Who knows? Come back sometime and see.