h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

IM NEW TO THIS 2 BUT BIN A MEMBER 4 A WHILE NOW I JUST NEVER REALLY KNEW HOW TO USE IT BUT A GOOD FRIEND SHOWED ME TODAY THERES STILL A LOT TO LEARN BUT IM GETTTIN THERE HOPE TO CHAT SOON BYE

hello classy,
im new 2 and i thought it was just me who found it confusing,
plzd 2 meetcha
and a happy new year! where about's r u?
a/s/l etc...
chat soon,
we can help each otherif we get stuck..lol
dave

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2U2 IM 39/F/S,YORKS I AM NEVER QUITE SURE WOT TO WRITE ON HERE COZ THE PPL SEEM SO BRAINY LOL DONT KNOW ABOUT U BUT WELL IM SURE ILL GET THE HANG OF IT

im very briany...brany....breny....
clever..lol
but dont let that put u off...
im 35,m,london...
and me name's dave

SORRY DID U SAY WHERE U WERE FROM N HOW OLD U ARE SORRY IF IM BEIN NOSEY

DAVE OK WELL IM ANGIE AND IM NOT BRAINY LOL DO U EVER GO ON YOOME 2 CHAT

i didn't,
i decided to go online and join the www. crowd,
i thought it was a liberty them takin' away LD and decide to start charging...
what names did u use on LD?
i wonder if we chatted b4???
im sure i knew an angie,
and you can b as nosey as you like
can i?

I have been with yorks cable for 9 yrs now and never even knew ld exsisted till 2 weeks b4 it went off so i were only on for the last couple of weeks,and ur right about them charging for yoome 2 theres more probs with that system than there ever was with ld my name on ld was blonde belle what was urs bye for now angie

hello angie,
i was .UP.ALL.NIGHT. and .AM.ONLYPLAYING.

i've just got in and just missed the rain...RESULT!
where's s.york's? is that like yorkshire??...lol
told you i wasn't that brainy..lol,well geography's never really been my thing
im only asking 'cause me(my) family's from there,well me mum ne-way,
now im gonna go have a nice bacon roll,fresh from the bakers
im really looking foward to bed
what d'you do? r u married and all that?
hope u dont mind me bein' nosey
dave

ha ha well hope ya enjoyed ur bacon roll lol, im from barnsley s.yorkshire wot part is ur mum from?the weather is fine here sun commin out. no im not married ive been single now for 12mths but i have a son he is 16yrs old n at college at the moment doin a mod app on plumbin,he is the only man in my life at the moment lol. im a shop ass not very glam but its a job,.wot do you do to keep urself busy apart from up all night on ere n goin to the bakers t get a butty lol xxxang

that roll was lovelyjust hit the spot...
im working 4 a big bank in the city,corporate security,not glamorous either
only been with 'em for 6months so im not sure if i like it yet?
but i've just bought a bike so i can start "the knowledge" london taxi driverbut thats gonna be hard work.
i was with eurostar "looking 4 bombs and stuff" which was a bit more glamourous (i got 2 go through kate moss's knickers once...lol)
not that im a perv,but the money's nearly double where i am now and the hours are much less
me (my)mums from wakefield and a true yorkshire lass,
and i got a little girlwell she's 10 but she finx she's 16..lol
so what with that AND being an international superstar playboy
im kept fairly busy
gotta get sum kip now,
hope your smiling,
chat soon
dave

well good morni/afternoon,or evenin whichever 1 it is when u read this dave lol u have led a very interestin life so far avnt ya lol wot with kate mosses knickers and lookin for bombs although rather you than me i must say,and wheres my bacon roll hmmmm .xxxangxxx

oh n almost 4got yes i am smiling international playboy indeed lol do you av a email addy mine is [email protected]

you can have a roll with me anytime u fancy
i got a few e.mail addy's
but c-ing as yr foxy ill b [email protected],
hope this finds u happy and smiling
cant wait 2 get an e.mail that isn't offering me credit or promising me a bigger .......
do u think sum1's tryin' 2 tell me sumthing?
write soon gorgeous
dave