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Boxing Baboon 2 Posted Dec 26, 2003
they had plenty of trouble killing jaws 
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polabear Posted Dec 27, 2003
But those were the 4 methods used to end the life of a certain 22 foot predator!
All 4 Jaws films gave me great comfort in knowing that if I were confronted with the abbatoir of the sea I would come out of the fight the victor. Provided I had a boat, gas, gun, faulty electrics and Alfie by my side. Sorted.
If I was that drunken girl 
at the beginning of Jaws 1 on the precipise of getting laid - I'd be screwed...
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Boxing Baboon 2 Posted Dec 27, 2003
its nice to see youve got all your plans made .incase your ever confronted by the devil of the ocean and its also great news that if im ever in your company and we come across 1 youll not panic or scare 
crash bang wallop resolved
instantly
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polabear Posted Dec 28, 2003
Admittedly it is a difficult phobia to overcome.
My fear of a sudden shark attack never seems to subside. Paddling in Cromer, Wind-surfing on Windemere. Walking down Marylebone High Street. There are dangers everywhere my friend.
A2155655 - How to Kill a Shark
Boxing Baboon 2 Posted Dec 28, 2003
how can you be attacked by a walking down the high street? its not like the high street is full of sharks or is it 
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polabear Posted Dec 28, 2003
You've obviously never been in the Carphone Warehouse....
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Boxing Baboon 2 Posted Dec 28, 2003
dont tell me that in there .theres dozens and dozens of the evil killers 
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Zarquon's Singing Fish! Posted Dec 28, 2003
Um, not a contender for getting into the Edited Guide as it stands, but funny non-the-less.
If you want to seriously have a chance of getting it edited, polarbear, then you could retitle it 'How to Kill a Shark as seen in films', put something about various films with sharks in, thn you may be in with a chance, as long as it follows the Writing-Guidelines. What do you think?
Otherwise, you'll need to remove this from Peer Review. 
A2155655 - How to Kill a Shark
thefluffysardine Posted Dec 30, 2003
Tis good.
Going back to sharks... I dont know what everyone has against them. They just get food like everyone else. Jaws was just a comercial way of putting us against them like that film "eight legged freaks".
Tis mean.
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thefluffysardine Posted Dec 30, 2003
Are you being a sarcastic Simon?
Or maybe your being a nifty Nick.
Or perhaps your acting like a disagreeable Don.
Hey, maybe your just RUDE.
MWAH.
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