h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

As Giles walks around a corner from where the action is taking place he walks into Spike "Bl..dy hell Giles try and knock a guy out why don't you" says Spike,Giles stutters a little then Spike interupted and says "What the h..l is going on back there? one minute I see a bright light then next it vanishes all a sudden and I hear what sounded like Willow screaming or shoutin".

Just then Spike hears Willow in his thoughts, "Kill him you know you want to!" Spike jumped out his skin, and replies out loud "So the witch wants to play huh! Well not in my mind u don't!" Giles looks at spike wondering wot he was talking about. Just then Spike & Giles realised that they where surrounded by vampires..

Spike says "BLOODY HELL" Giles looks and says "OH DEAR LORD" then he turns to Spike with a worried look in his eyes Spikes says "YOU WANT TO LIVE FOR EVER" with that turn to the vampires and start to fight. Buffy and Faith hear all the noise and go and find whats going on when they see vampires getting dusted here and there Spike and Giles kicking ass. Giles and spike fall to the floor laughing say now thats the best work out i had in years Giles saying to Spike, they both look up and see Buffy and Faith, Spike says "bloody hell where were you too"

Just then a vampire runs behind Faith, Spike shouts "WATCH OUT, BEHIND YOU!" Faith takes a carrot out her pocket & stakes the vamp, then starts eating it & sez See healthy food is good for u B". As the 4 are walking back to the house they notice a few skinless corpses on the ground,
they all look at eatch other & say "Oh no!" Then they hear a voice from behind them "Tut, tut, tut, Bored now"

Buffy turns with a tear in her eye looking at Willow saying "plz say you havn't" Willow just laughs and says "oh plz Buffy is that a tear i see" and punches buffy across the floor Faith jumps Willow from behind but Willow just grabs Faith by the neck and throws her though a window just as xander and dawn run down stairs xander looking very angry at Willow and says "WHY WHY DID YOU DO IT WHY WHAT DID ANYA DO TO YOU WHY DID YOU KILL HER" and Willow looks at Xander and just laughs Giles looks in and asks Xander whats going on Xander turns to Giles Look UpStairs he gose up stairs but only to run back down and be sick in the kitchen, Willows starts to laugh louder.....

Willow dissapears infront of their eyes......The gang run into the house, They hear a pitiful voice from upstairs, it's Anya....SHE'S ALIVE!! sayz Xander as he runs back upstairs..... As he's running up the stairs he sees an angel like figure standing beside Anya, "Hello Xander" sez the figure...... "TARA?" sez Xander "Yes" sez the figure, "I'm here to help, Anya it's not ur time yet. Xander you must stop willow... She's being influenced by the very 1st most powerful magical god, If u don't stop her, she'll kill every1." HOW CAN I STOP THIS FROM HAPPENING" Xander replies.....Tara sez "I'm fading, i'm being pulled back, by sumthing, Xander u must help willow....Heres wot u have to do"....Just then she yells, help me & dissapears again....

willow uses her magic to pull tara out of the house and onto the street, tara looks and willow and says "hunnie my love what you doing these are your friends why you doing this" willow turns to look and says "their weak they dont matter to me no more" they turns her head slowly to tara and say "NEITHER ARE YOU" they willow lives her hand and says "KELBO" and tara goes flying across the floor tra stands up is that all you got willow just grins then tara rite lets put an end to this she says "FIRAGA" a massive fire ball hits willow to the ground then tara says "THUNDAGA" and i lighting bolt hits willow unconcious. tara turns to buffy and told her you have to find a spell within 2 hours b4 willow wakes up if you don't willow will be so powerful she will be unstopable

Spike say's "In all this bloody madness I thought glow in the dark Tara could easily take out Willow as you heard the saying good always prevales? Who said that rubbish anyway?" Xander interrupts "Guys we've got to do something,our prescious little time that we have is ticking away" Xander turns his head towards Giles and ask "will the books be able too aid us in anyway?"

Giles looks at Xander i'm not sure i've never seen ne thing like this before..how come a simple spell like that turned willow where on earth is she getting her power from...xander looks at giles saying im scared if we don't get our willow back im afraid that it will be the end for everyone. Buffy walks in and says Giles try and find out cos if we dont i'm gonna have to KILL HER..Faith comes over to Buffy we will find a way i'm gonna fone angel and wesley and see if they can help....Spike says OH HELL not im a Vampire with a soul is helping us you know i hate him Faith, i know you do Spike but he's my friend and we need his and wesleys help

They guys go to research mode while Faith fones Wes & Angel, & Buffy cuffs willow in the basement. Giles cleans his glasses nervously, "Oh dear" he sez..... Every one looks at him. "I'm afraid this spell may be irrevesable. It sez here the spell willow performed is very dangerous, and in sum cases the person peforming the spell becomes a host for the...." Giles pauses for a second, the gang silently awaiting the next sentence..."Sun Devil demon" Giles sez "What is that" asks Dawn, "I'm not exactly sure, we'll have to keep looking at the books" Giles Replies.... Dawn tells Faith while she's on the fone to Wesley, "Oh my dear god" sez Wesley on the other end of the fone...."Whats wrong Wes?" Faith asks.... "Since b4 the beginning of time, the sun devil demon has walked the earth, B4 there was a sun, the world was in total darkness..... The sun devil is the sun! if you don't reverse the spell, in a few hours the world will be in complete darkness & the sun Devil demons will again walk the earth!" Wes sez.... Faith replies sarcastically " is that good or bad 4 vamps then?" Wes replies "Faith i hardly think this is the time for sarcasm!" They say good bye 2 each other & faith goes to tell the others....

Xander with a sarcastic comment says "why don't we get someone we really hate to perform the spell making them the host for this demon and then we have more the reason to kill him....or her....or it" he turns to Spike and asks "care to volunteer?" Spike replies "like bloody hell I don't".....

so dawn threatens to puke on spike if he doesnt do it so spike agrees and turns into the demon.
BRAINS he shouts as he lumbers round the room. yeah, says buffy, bout time u had a replacememnt. they get into a big fight and buffy ppulls out the beansprout from before. these burn vampires spike, she sez as she tips the m in his gob. im sorry. she says. no im lying

But the Spell doesn't exactly work, instead of the sun devil demon transfering from willow, it just multiplies. Now Spike & Willow are possesed. "oops" sez Giles, "looks like there are 2 sun devil demons loose now" just then, they all felt a cold breeze & the sky was duller than usual, The sun devil demons where leaving the sky to find new hosts. Who will be next??

xander looks up towards the sky and spots another sun demon shooting towards him "No its always me, Hey look ive been guinne pig to you bad guys for years I even had a prey mantis as a girlfriend once gimmie a...strike three Demon in place... brains...." xander stood for a while looking towrds spike and willow it was obvious willow was head demon within the three "well dont just stand there loosers get your damn brains there right over there!" she pointed towards gyles and the others "OH DEAR LORD" Gyles said as the remainder of the group backed up the steps into the front door .............