A Conversation for Battlefield 1: The League of H2G2

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BLT: Not dead - yet

SEALS FORM UP!
TEN-HUT HUT HUT HUT! MARCHING NOW! 1-2-3-4-1-2-3-4 RIGHT GOOD ENOUGH, ANYMORE AND I'LL CRY! RIGHT 5 MILE JOG NOW!
50 PRESSUPS! YOU WANTED TO BE A SEAL MY BOYO AND YOU WILL BE NOW GO!


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Battlefield Coordinator

right...


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Stealth "Jack" Azathoth

*Backs away from the thread slowly*

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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly.

*procedes to perform the confusion dance and there by defeat the seals befor they can attack him, or bounce beachballs on there noses*

smiley - musicalnoteConfuse confuse confuse!
Confuse confuse confuse!

Lalalalala smiley - boing confuse confuse,
Lalalalala smiley - boing confuse confuse!


Confuse confuse confuse!
Confuse confuse confuse!

Lalalalala smiley - boing confuse confuse,
Lalalalala smiley - boing CONFUSE!!!!


Confuse confuse confuse!
Confuse confuse confuse!

Lalalalala smiley - boing confuse confuse,
Lalalalala smiley - boing confuse confusesmiley - musicalnote




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Battlefield Coordinator

Excuse me?


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AK - fancy that!


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BLT: Not dead - yet

Excuse me sir, we're not assaulting you, why would we do that? Your 2nd in command.

(to SEALS) RIGHT YOU MAGGOTS! TODAY WE'RE GONNA MAKE TEA AND BICCIES! YOU GOT THAT SLIME! TEA AND BICKIES!!! WHAT IS IT WE'RE MAKING?? WHAT??? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!!

RIGHT! NOW WE TAKE THE TEA LEAVES AND PUT THEM IN THE POT WITH THE BOILING WATER! DO THAT NOW SLIME! AND WHILE WE LET THE TEA SOAK IN WE START MAKIN THE BISCUIT DOUGH! GOT THAT!?! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!


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AK - fancy that!

YES! BUT I'M AMERICAN! I DON'T DRINK smiley - tea!!!!!


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BLT: Not dead - yet

YOU ARE NOT A SEAL AND THEREFORE YOUR OPINION DOES NOT MATTER TO ME!!!

ARE YOU MAKING COFFEE WILKINSON!! WE ARE MAKING TEA! UNDERSTAND!? NOW DROP AND GIVE ME 150 PRESSUPS!! NOW!!!


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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly.

I just wanted to try out the confusion dance, it worked against STUMPED, and anyway, I know all about military coups. oh and a nice cup of Earl Grey, with two sugars'd be nice.



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BLT: Not dead - yet

RIGHT SEALS!!! YOU HEARD THAT!! ONE EARL GREY!!! TWO SUGARS!!! IF YOU GET HIS RIGHT I WON'T CRY!!!


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Stealth "Jack" Azathoth



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